Finally Having A Shred Of Confidence To Do This Again

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

Born to say "Why are you going out with your friends? Wouldn't you rather spend time with me? Am I not enough? Are you tired of me, are you bored of me? Why are you leaving me? why why why why why why why why. Don't go out with them, stay with me." Forced to say "Have fun with your friends. Stay safe."

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

transfem mad scientist who’s honestly a little disappointed that you didn’t grow attached to her after all the unethical experiments she performed on you. it’s like you don’t even care about this relationship…

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

how to flirt with your local robot trans girl

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it's me this is how to flirt with me

god damn it I just read Human Domestication Guide and now I have to play stellaris, the hot plant women have got to me