Thank GOD The  New Song Is Good Btw My Entire Body Was Clenched In Terror Bc If It Had Been Bad I Wouldve

#this is how i want the news delivered

hopefully may will be kinder to me

every will wood song

[scatting] babygirl i am severely mentally ill

no sentence has ever confused me more than that sentence right there.

WTF DOES SUPERNATURAL MEETS ENCANTO FANTASY AUTUMN FAE MEAN

Imagine being Ryan Reynolds, the first celebrity to migrate from Twitter to Tumblr following the Great Elon Musk fuck up of 2022…

And then being overshadowed by the most homophobic gay moment in television’s two year anniversary

This is so funny bc Ryan Reynolds just got the app. He's almost certainly gonna be trying to figure out how it works for the next few days. He has no idea he's walking into the weird 2014 half-canon ship Putin election second anniversary. Is he gonna try to figure out what everyone is talking about?? Will he Know????

Networks in 2016: killing wlw characters

Networks in 2022: just killing all wlw shows

What if I kissed you👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 in the pantry🍞 during a party🥳🎉 and you staked me🗡🩸 because I'm a vampire🧛‍♀️🦇 and you're from a family of monsters hunters⚔🔫 but I don't turn into ashes because I'm a special vampire💅✨ and our families hate each other🌊😠😠🌪 but we still fall in love💘💘 and we're both girls👭❤🧡🤍💖💜

this might be one of my absolute favorite post in the history of tumblr.

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman