Late Night Thinking Pt 2/?

BRO IT'S A STUPID SHOW ABOUT GODDAMN CELLS WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SAD!??

THE WAY I GOT SO ATTACHED TO FUCKIN LACTIC ACID BACTERIA???

this show is so damn sad and emotional for no reason, like they're just doing their jobs 😭 also that blond killer T cell (i will not forget the image of him in that dress) and neutrophil guy lowkey kinda fine ✋😔

but i feel kinda bad for the cancer cell. Whoever created this was definitely smoking this bcz what the fuck kinda thought process do you need to go "oh! lets give fuckin CANCER a sad backstory and slightly twisted yet good intentions" whyyyyy.

and the poor lil platelets, they're so cute when they're working so hard! the fact they get bribed by medals tho is kinda funny.

and that scene where the tree guy (forgot his name) ended up all disco just to fight off the flu. i kinda wished the neutrophill got a cooler upgrade.

it's also really funny that the red blood cell girl was like "oh he's so kind, such a sweetheart really" and then this dude is legit screaming and covered in a bacterias blood "DIE! DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!" 💀

augh

at this point i just think my type is anyone that can keep up with my talking.

i get told so many times to slow down because I'm talking too fast.

I'll take anyone at this point if they can understand and keep up with me speed running vocabulary like im reciting the dictionary with a gun to my head.

or if i forget words they'll just sit there patiently and if im still struggling they'll give me the word im looking for and let me continue yapping

my standards have gotten so low yet so high ;-;

I NEED A BUFF MAN IN A DRESS NOW!!!

WOULD THOU INSPECT THEE KÖNIG???

Konig shall also be inspected. i am a lover of any hulk of a man. 🙏

Late night thinking pt3/?

this was in my drafts and the number yall chose was this one soo....enjoy?

To love someone...

To love someone so much, to the point you change yourself for their sake.

It could be the normal, improving yourself, making yourself just that little bit better, someone they can be proud of, giving to charity more often, having better manners, saving more time for your partner.

But this is inspector me's late night thinking so as nice as that is, no.

To love someone so much that you change yourself...you change your very essence, if you could you'd turn yourself into an energy so they themselves could continue to be...them.

You'd change yourself into something thats no longer human, a tool, a monster, a shadow.

You dont want anything other than for them to thrive, you love them so much.

When i think of this all i imagine is the humble shadow. You'd changed into mere wisps, you swirl and sway around your lover, constantly in contact with their skin. No one expects you to be there but you don't care, as long as you are there...for them

You move quickly around them, you protect them from harm, turning into a weapon at their whim.

You move slowly around them, so soft, so slow. giving a cold comfort, covering their body entirely in yourself, your new form as a shadow allowing you to engulf them in a way you wish you could have done before.

thanks for the tag :]

random lore: ive been bitten by a goose (i was trying to feed the bastard, greedy fucker)

i got a mole in my elbow crease and ive got three freckles on my chest like orions belt

do freckles that you've always had count as some form of birthmarks? like those dark circle/dots that never go away?

tags @xi1dius hello :] i dont knkw anyone else here

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

first time drawing the old man.

it's pretty shit but i thought it'd be funny, ynkow those huge ass bottles of vodka? thats what i was goin for. also the pic below was the sketch and i had to stop bcz it made me laugh, it looks like the maple leaf from the canadian flag lmao

im glad im drawing again though. i might draw some more of rick and maybe morty, so if you've got any ideas that you dont mind me havin a crack at send em through.

Bio thingy

hey im inspector me you can call me inspector for short or whatever tbh. I write a bunch of random stuff. im getting ready for university so i can't promise reliable or regular updates but my asks are always open! You can ask me pretty much anything unless it's too much into my irl life (like what school did you go to and stuff like that, things like my favourite animal or trivial stuff is fine :] )

you are welcome to ask for requests as long as it follows the rough guidelines below, if you're not sure ask anyways and I'll let you know!

What I do

Male Reader

gender neutral reader

anime

haikyuu

jjk (jujitsu kaisen) ((I've only watched the anime))

black clover

blue exorcist

one piece (currently on episode 212 but I've already had a few spoilers lol)

demon slayer

hxh

dorohedoro

dan da dan

T.V

Merlin (BBC)

Titans (DC show)

The Boys (haven't finished yet but im almost done i think)

Books

Percy Jackson (im not as involved with the fandom and I've only read the basic series)

Skulduggery pleasant

Half bad (Bastard son of the devil himself) (both the show and the books)

other

rick and morty

call of duty (mostly ghost tbh but ask away)

What I dont do

rape (i feel like i shouldn't have to write this but ive seen a few things on this site so y'know)

paedophilia

incest (of any kind)

male pregnancy (it's just not my cuppa)

Abuse (makes me kinda uncomfortable to write characters like that)

Fem reader (im not a woman, i did try to write it but it just felt off to me, if you really want me to write something with Fem reader and it hasn't got much to do with plot i might be able to do it but if not it'll just be GN)

I might have to add a few if I get any more requests but for now this is it.

If you want something that isn't mentioned on here dont be afraid to ask or even just chat. I watch a lot of anime and other medias and i dont mind researching something just to write it for you.

My boundaries

I dont really have much lmao. i dont mind swearing or dark humour just remember to be respectful :] i won't tolerate any racism, homophobia or anything like that.

also, since im new im still figuring out tags so my apologies if i tag something wrong, let me know and I'll fix it asap!

my tags:

the inspectors hoard - just reblogs of cool stuff or random shit.

the inspector thinks - drabbles, head cannons, random thoughts.

the inspector writes - writing obviously.

the inspectors interrogation - responding to asks.

the inspectors rants - unrelated to writing, just me talking about random stuff.

love at first sight? nah fuck that, gimme love at first fight >>>>

imagine arguing with someone, expecting it to go exactly like all your other attempts of sparking a good fight where they'd back off after seeing an unsettling, eager, glint in your eyes.

But not them, they don't back down, they see that glint and challenge it head on.

imagine everyone else terrified watching you two, thinking you're about to kill each other as your words get sharper and sharper, vile words that would make soldiers cry being spat in a back and forth.

No one is too surprised when you two end up on the floor, but what does surprise them is the fact that even though both of you will definitely have black eyes in a few minutes and someone's bleeding, maybe it's both of you no one can tell, you both have shit eating grins, like children playing.

Because the two of you have finally found your match, someone who can take those venomous words and give something even more potent back, someone you can kick just to end up with a gut punch. It's like a game, a conversation for you both, your own language since everyone else thinks they need to call the police because they can't see that you're perfect for each other in all the worst ways.

hughie

This man...god he's probably older than me but every time i see him on the screen im like "what a dumbass" "OH SHIT THATS MY DUMBASS, NO! BAD HUGHIE!" *spray bottle*

i feel the need to adopt him, this poor guy needs a hug. He's extremely fucked up and traumatised but he's my child now.

Anyone else? or am i the only one who has mentally adopted this man?