I Just Wanna Throw Hands With Somebody, Punching Biting, All That Jazz And Roll Around On The Floor Until

HIIII

so you’ve mentioned that you’re into anime…

have you ever watched FMA?

if so can i get your thoughts/opinions on it

if not then you should watch it, 100%.

episodes 3-4 are HEART WRENCHING so prepare yourself if you haven’t seen it

hello, sorry i took a while to answer! ive been busy with studying.

but yes, i have watched FMA (full metal alchemist right?) but i dropped it after i got distracted by something else a few years ago and when i went to watch it again Netflix betrayed my trust by deleting it so 💀

But i think i got as far as mustang near a train station and being pissed because some guy got killed?? i already saw the dog....

But it was quite good! and i really liked the concept of it and ngl when i was younger (15? i forgot when i watched it) i had a small crush on edward, i thought he was pretty badass

A short snippet of that fic

i did a poll ages ago for what kinda story i should do....the results said the majority of you wanted street racing au (car) Ghost x male reader (motorbike)

it's probably gonna take me a bit since i want to do some proper research into what cars and bikes but here's a little snippet, this might not make it into the final draft though.

The white light from the streetlights illuminate the road while the thunderous sounds of engines fill the air. One one side of you there's your fellow biker, her electric blue streaks popping in the dark of the night, on the other side of you there's a car. You glance over curiously which is when you notice....it's ghost...the fucking masked bastard who always wins, well not for long if you have anything to do about it. You grin under your helmet as you lean over, tapping the window of his car. He looks over and for a moment you think he has no eyes. bloody hell, his eyes were almost soulless. You shake that thought away, grinning under your helmet as you raise your hand and make a 'professional' and 'mature' gesture (you made the wanking gesture)

The flag girls begin their countdown.

"THREE!"

" TWO!"

"ONE!"

theres a pause

"GO!"

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let me know if you wanna be tagged or if there's any mistakes :]

I cannot fail biology, please whatever luck dietys 🙏 give me luck for exams this year

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

thinkin about ghost....again

this ones a little nsfw?it's not like...staight up porn but theres like suggestiveness, so just to be safe minors be gone. im serious 😑 like, you can read anything else on my blog but stay away from this okay?

Ghost who matches readers freak. He'll wake up in the mornings with small bites littered across his arms or you squeezing at his chest.

Ghost who absolutely melts when you play with his chest, at first it may be a somewhat innocent action but after a while he'll let out the most pathetic whine because you've accidentally worked him up, which means it's your problem to fix.

Ghost who you'd expect to not want any roughness after his harsh job but when it's you he loves it. He'll offer up his hand or arm instead when he sees you biting at your nails or peeling the skin.

Ghost who's grown to love that gnawing sensation when you just needed to feel a certain pressure on your teeth. He won't admit it but he loves it when he looks down and sees his chest and neck covered in bites and bruises.

Ghost who knows you're not trying to hurt him or cause him pain (at least not too much)

Ghost who will gladly let you tackle him to the ground and do a bit of roughousing with you because god you look hot when you're staring down at him with that grin. so to no one's surprise your little wrestling match on the floor escalates.

bro waking up after going to sleep with a headache??

i felt like i just met god, didn't even realise I'd fallen asleep until i woke up like "???am i dead??"

would not recommend but at least my headache went away

What do you want?

ive got a few ideas swirling around in my noggin right now but the one i wanna try first i want to see what you lot would prefer to read. they're all pretty similar but there'll be slight changes. It's going to be male reader since thats what im used to writing

when i say bikes i mean motorbikes/ dirtbikes. Also my asks and messages are always open, just in case any of you want something.

does anyone else assign tastes to objects?

like I'll look at a computer monitor at school and my brain just goes "really shit liquorice"

or batteries tasting like lemon

i told someone i knew they'd taste like spicy cucumber.

idk what's going on...i think im just tired but eh, what can i do?

Dyad’s Odyessy

this was a little experiment. the reader user was based off my looks really. hope ou enjoy this! i may consider making this longer if people like it.

teen!simon, teen!fem!reader

tw: mentions of abuse, scars, bruises ect. light swearing and a use of a very infuriating nickname my what i call friend calls me (im looking at you, @inspector-m3)

summary: you and simon are sat on the side of the road after a rather rough beating form your dad, simon helping you clean the marks littered over your face.

(idk if i have used this gif before.. i need to use the other characters more 😭)

Two peas in pod, eh?

Currently, those peas were listening to ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. Both had one Apple Wired Headphone in — humming along to the tune. It played round and round in one of those poor pea's heads, yours.

The other pea was gently dapping your fresh bruises and cuts with a little tissue found in your back pocket. It had been drenched in water from a local dip in the road outside the local bar, one that seemed to always house the most massive and annoyingly placed puddle ever.

It was the best you had and were going to get it, and it cleaned up your blood reasonably well. Of course, you’d have to use the two-year-old hand sanitizer that sat on your Form room teachers' desk when school started. . . Forty-five minutes ago. 

How where either of you meant to know anyway? Not like you had a watch or a working phone on either of you.

It stung like hell, your stone blue eyes going over Simons Simon's face. Slowly, slowly, raking over the large faded bruises along the left side of his face, the turning green bruise that ran down the side of his nose. It was all too familiar for your liking and no doubt he felt the same about the marks left on your body.

The sun was ever so slowly creeping up in the clouded sky — it was mid-winter England, An absolutely boiling hot November day of a whopping four degrees! Yay!

And, of course, in classic British style, you were both wearing short sleeve T-shirts, old and fraying hoodies and you were in a pair of shorts and Simon a pair of unwashed and dirty jeans.

“Thanks, old man.” You giggled lightheartedly, leaning your head back a bit as Simon held the back of your head, now wiping underneath your left eye to clean a little slit you’d gotten from god knows where.

“I’m a year and a half older then you, shortstack. but you’re welcome.”

“I'm like. . . six inches shorter than you.” You huffed, pouting ever so slightly. Your giggling had soon stopped, legs now crossed as you placed your hands on your thighs, elbows stuck out much like a chicken.

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i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

boop!