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Haikyuu sleeping headcannons

I've only done a few but let me know if you want me to do any other characters. Whether it be from haikyuu or from somewhere else.

Asahi

I feel like this guy would be warm. Not like the melting you from the outside inwards but like a campfire or a fireplace. He wouldn't move if you were with him, he wouldn't dare. He'd hold you tightly but he'd be so careful. Definitely panicked the first time you guys cuddled or fell asleep together. But once he got used to it he turned into a big cuddle bear.

Daichi

To me he seems like he'd sleep like a rock. After such a tiring day with the team he'd just flop onto the bed next to you and not move, like seriously you've probably had to poke him to check he was still alive.

He'd have and arm around you or he'd be leaning on you, either way once this man is asleep it's gonna be a pain to get out. why would you want to anyways?

Hinata

We all know that he's a ray of sunshine in both optimism and energy. cuddling/sleeping with him can go one of two ways

Since he's hyperactive this could carry on into his sleep. He's definitely smacked you a few times thinking you were a volleyball in his dream. Maybe even stolen the blanket a few times. He obviously apologies if you tell him in the morning

OR. He could be all tuckered out, kinda like a sugar crash but instead of a grumpy child you get a droopy hinata (almost the same thing) coming towards you with open arms, dragging you to bed or just leaning on you right then and there if he's really exhausted. He'd definitely use you as a giant pillow and just bury his face anywhere he can. neck? no problem. chest, whether it be flat or with melons? sure he can.

Kageyama

He may not seem it with his resting bitch face but he's definitely a cuddler. He'd definitely be more like daichi, calm and barely moving, unless it was to make you mire comfortable, but let's be honest he probably dreams about volleyball just like hinata and once again...you have been mistaken for a volleyball. Prepare for a bruise.

Im leaning towards him being a big spoon but maybe if he had a bad game or practice he'd want to be comforted, but either way his arms will be around you.

Nishinoya

This man is definitely a blanket theif. Just like hinata, he's a ball of energy and moves SO much while sleeping, not only does his arms flail about but theres a few kung fu moves going on there with his legs. You've definitely woken up with bruises and a leg across your chest while he sleeps like an angel.

If there is a rare occasion where he's not moving he's clinging onto you like a koala, legs around your waist or legs, arms around your torso and head on either your stomach or chest.

Tsukishima

This salty little shit probably isn't very keen on cuddles, but just for you. He'd have an arm around you loosely, maybe even pulling you closer while he's asleep. I feel like he'd be pretty cold (not just in attitude) so he'd be a great icepack for the summer but during winter you'll have to cocoon yourself in a blanket before cuddling up to him. Once you're asleep he's probably secretly affectionate, a few soft head pats while you're completely off in dream land.

happy birthday garret :]🎃

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I dont want to see his stupid face again

what if i end up falling for him even more

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WOULD THOU INSPECT THEE KÖNIG???

Konig shall also be inspected. i am a lover of any hulk of a man. 🙏

my grandmas fuckin hilarious out of context.

today we were rootin around Christmas decks and im looking for something and all i hear is this mildly distressed/disappointed voice of my grandma go

"I've lost me balls"

SHE COULDN'T FIND THE FUCKIN BELLS TO PUT ON HER MINI CHRISTMAS TREE-

i was helping her with the smudges left on her windows after she'd attempted to cleaned them and guess what i get from her?

"you missed a spot" "eh, it's alright" bitch!? you're the reason im stuck in the bloody window, because you can't clean the smudges *you* left behind.

i love her dearly but dear god she's madder than the mad hatter.

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at this point i just think my type is anyone that can keep up with my talking.

i get told so many times to slow down because I'm talking too fast.

I'll take anyone at this point if they can understand and keep up with me speed running vocabulary like im reciting the dictionary with a gun to my head.

or if i forget words they'll just sit there patiently and if im still struggling they'll give me the word im looking for and let me continue yapping

my standards have gotten so low yet so high ;-;

A short snippet of that fic

i did a poll ages ago for what kinda story i should do....the results said the majority of you wanted street racing au (car) Ghost x male reader (motorbike)

it's probably gonna take me a bit since i want to do some proper research into what cars and bikes but here's a little snippet, this might not make it into the final draft though.

The white light from the streetlights illuminate the road while the thunderous sounds of engines fill the air. One one side of you there's your fellow biker, her electric blue streaks popping in the dark of the night, on the other side of you there's a car. You glance over curiously which is when you notice....it's ghost...the fucking masked bastard who always wins, well not for long if you have anything to do about it. You grin under your helmet as you lean over, tapping the window of his car. He looks over and for a moment you think he has no eyes. bloody hell, his eyes were almost soulless. You shake that thought away, grinning under your helmet as you raise your hand and make a 'professional' and 'mature' gesture (you made the wanking gesture)

The flag girls begin their countdown.

"THREE!"

" TWO!"

"ONE!"

theres a pause

"GO!"

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BRO IT'S A STUPID SHOW ABOUT GODDAMN CELLS WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SAD!??

THE WAY I GOT SO ATTACHED TO FUCKIN LACTIC ACID BACTERIA???

this show is so damn sad and emotional for no reason, like they're just doing their jobs 😭 also that blond killer T cell (i will not forget the image of him in that dress) and neutrophil guy lowkey kinda fine ✋😔

but i feel kinda bad for the cancer cell. Whoever created this was definitely smoking this bcz what the fuck kinda thought process do you need to go "oh! lets give fuckin CANCER a sad backstory and slightly twisted yet good intentions" whyyyyy.

and the poor lil platelets, they're so cute when they're working so hard! the fact they get bribed by medals tho is kinda funny.

and that scene where the tree guy (forgot his name) ended up all disco just to fight off the flu. i kinda wished the neutrophill got a cooler upgrade.

it's also really funny that the red blood cell girl was like "oh he's so kind, such a sweetheart really" and then this dude is legit screaming and covered in a bacterias blood "DIE! DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!" 💀