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my grandmas fuckin hilarious out of context.
today we were rootin around Christmas decks and im looking for something and all i hear is this mildly distressed/disappointed voice of my grandma go
"I've lost me balls"
SHE COULDN'T FIND THE FUCKIN BELLS TO PUT ON HER MINI CHRISTMAS TREE-
i was helping her with the smudges left on her windows after she'd attempted to cleaned them and guess what i get from her?
"you missed a spot" "eh, it's alright" bitch!? you're the reason im stuck in the bloody window, because you can't clean the smudges *you* left behind.
i love her dearly but dear god she's madder than the mad hatter.