Having A Kitty Follow You Down The Street After You Pet It Is The Highest Honour Possible. It's Like

What do you want?

ive got a few ideas swirling around in my noggin right now but the one i wanna try first i want to see what you lot would prefer to read. they're all pretty similar but there'll be slight changes. It's going to be male reader since thats what im used to writing

when i say bikes i mean motorbikes/ dirtbikes. Also my asks and messages are always open, just in case any of you want something.

irish skeleton in a suit with old fashioned revolvers

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

watching the english dub of yu yu hakusho with my grandma.

she's enjoying it, only complaints are how they keep dragging everything out which is fair.

but that episode with jin 💀

my grandma's irish and when we heard his accent we were both laughing so much lmao. like it came out of nowhere, so unexpected.

it sounded like an over-exaggerated accent, like someone thought of the stereotype and bumped it up to 100😭

she was pretty sad about genkai too.

i love kuwabara, cool dude fr....but he's so corny when he's with the girl (i forgot her name) i feel the seconda hand embarrassment and cringe as if im actually there.

i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

WOULD THOU INSPECT THEE KÖNIG???

Konig shall also be inspected. i am a lover of any hulk of a man. 🙏

demon pokedex

Rin would absolutely believe whatever ChatGPT tells him

Haikyuu sleeping headcannons

I've only done a few but let me know if you want me to do any other characters. Whether it be from haikyuu or from somewhere else.

Asahi

I feel like this guy would be warm. Not like the melting you from the outside inwards but like a campfire or a fireplace. He wouldn't move if you were with him, he wouldn't dare. He'd hold you tightly but he'd be so careful. Definitely panicked the first time you guys cuddled or fell asleep together. But once he got used to it he turned into a big cuddle bear.

Daichi

To me he seems like he'd sleep like a rock. After such a tiring day with the team he'd just flop onto the bed next to you and not move, like seriously you've probably had to poke him to check he was still alive.

He'd have and arm around you or he'd be leaning on you, either way once this man is asleep it's gonna be a pain to get out. why would you want to anyways?

Hinata

We all know that he's a ray of sunshine in both optimism and energy. cuddling/sleeping with him can go one of two ways

Since he's hyperactive this could carry on into his sleep. He's definitely smacked you a few times thinking you were a volleyball in his dream. Maybe even stolen the blanket a few times. He obviously apologies if you tell him in the morning

OR. He could be all tuckered out, kinda like a sugar crash but instead of a grumpy child you get a droopy hinata (almost the same thing) coming towards you with open arms, dragging you to bed or just leaning on you right then and there if he's really exhausted. He'd definitely use you as a giant pillow and just bury his face anywhere he can. neck? no problem. chest, whether it be flat or with melons? sure he can.

Kageyama

He may not seem it with his resting bitch face but he's definitely a cuddler. He'd definitely be more like daichi, calm and barely moving, unless it was to make you mire comfortable, but let's be honest he probably dreams about volleyball just like hinata and once again...you have been mistaken for a volleyball. Prepare for a bruise.

Im leaning towards him being a big spoon but maybe if he had a bad game or practice he'd want to be comforted, but either way his arms will be around you.

Nishinoya

This man is definitely a blanket theif. Just like hinata, he's a ball of energy and moves SO much while sleeping, not only does his arms flail about but theres a few kung fu moves going on there with his legs. You've definitely woken up with bruises and a leg across your chest while he sleeps like an angel.

If there is a rare occasion where he's not moving he's clinging onto you like a koala, legs around your waist or legs, arms around your torso and head on either your stomach or chest.

Tsukishima

This salty little shit probably isn't very keen on cuddles, but just for you. He'd have an arm around you loosely, maybe even pulling you closer while he's asleep. I feel like he'd be pretty cold (not just in attitude) so he'd be a great icepack for the summer but during winter you'll have to cocoon yourself in a blanket before cuddling up to him. Once you're asleep he's probably secretly affectionate, a few soft head pats while you're completely off in dream land.

scream

i feel the urge to scream

not in the ooh lala 😉 way. i mean in a way where my scream sounds like someone has died, like the screeching wheels of a car crash. i need to scream so loudly that i wake up some unknown being.

i need to claw at my skin and fall to the floor on my knees, look up at the sky as if saying to god "this is your fault" as i scream. my voice cracking but at least this strange weight on my chest that makes me feel almost suffocating has finally left

I feel like wolverine would benefit from those leather gloves that have holes in them.

like, how handy would they be? they're cool and practical, people need to draw him with them that'd be awesome.

kinda like this ^ but maybe for bigger holes for his claws.

boop!