Things My Bio Professor Has Said Within The First Three Weeks Of Online Classes
Things my Bio professor has said within the first three weeks of online classes
- (taking about the blue holes in the Bahamas) “Let’s find out if I should’ve been dissolved by acid or eaten by a Lusca” (a squid/shark hybrid that’s said to live there and prey on unsuspecting swimmers)
- (on a tangent from natural selection) “I don’t really eat salmon sushimi anymore because people say they carry tapeworms, so now I eat tuna. And I really don’t care if I eat too much mercury, I’m past the reproductive age.”
- “Winnie the Pooh will always be my favorite superhero.”
- (watching a documentary) The Narrator: The water looked so clear it was tempting to take your regulator off and start breathing
Professor: Don’t do that, you don’t need a degree in biology to know not to do that
- (still talking about the blue holes) “So scientifically, it’s impossible for anything but bacteria and the occasional invertebrate to live down there, but you never know” *maniacal laugh*
- (taking about the molecular structures of carbon) “I hate teaching this, and it’s really boring, so we’re gonna connect this to fun stuff, like alcohol!”
- (talking about ethanol (alcohol) and why some people don’t have hangovers) “If you have the fast acting aldehyde dehydrogenase then congrats, you don’t have to suffer like the rest of us.”
- *absent mindedly singing the hand song from F.R.I.E.N.D.S*
- *quietly to himself* “God, I’m such a dork.”
definetly more to be added
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For some additional context: just over 1 million people live in Rhode Island, while about 1.4 million are said to be taking shelter in Rafah and Rafah ALONE. Free Palestine.
I don’t think we’ve put it enough into perspective.
Rafah is 48 times smaller than Rhode Island. Israel is forcing millions of Gazans into Rafah and trapping them all to bomb them. Keep speaking, keep telling others, keep protesting, do not turn your back on them! It is imperative we keep it up!
do not ignore this
our momentum is slowing down. we can’t let our dashes go back to normal when the world is not normal. so, if you are reading this, you are ~legally~ obligated to choose 2 numbers below; you must complete the task of those two numbers today. don’t pretend you didn’t see this. either do them right now or set a reminder to get it done before the sun goes down. the timer starts now. choose two.
sign some petitions. LINK HERE. if change.org hasn’t accused you of being a bot yet, you haven’t signed enough.
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post these important sources to your social media. LINK HERE. you have no idea who it might help.
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watch this video explaining the racial wealth gap. LINK HERE. it’s really informative and only about 15 minutes long.
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IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A STAR WARS FAN OOOOOHHH MY GOD
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
does anyone else have like,,,, certain colors for notebooks and binders for certain subjects in school??? Like my science is always green/blue, math is always red, history is black,,,,, science side of tumblr tell me why
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry Anakin. For all of it."
"I am not your failure obi-wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did "
"obi-wan never told you what happened to your father"
"he told me you killed him"
Charles Xavier: I have 99 problems and Erik Lehnsherr is every single one of them
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I have literally no idea what I'm doing, promise ace - they/them/he
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