Every Time I Fumble W My Phone’s Charger Cable I Think About Emailing Steven Moffat A Pipe Bomb

My teacher had a mini-breakdown over one of our machines at school today and every time it broke she’d look up like she was looking into a camera with a deadpanned expression and we went over to ask if she was alright and she looked us dead in the eye and said, and I quote “I want to lay down and nap for ten years or punch something for double that and I can’t decide which one” 

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

One time a pretty girl complimented me on my flower crown in the hallway and I couldn’t speak for a solid 10 minutes afterword and if that isn’t lesbian culture idk what is

I have a rotation of new-tab sites that give money to different causes (cleaning the ocean, planting trees, etc.) I’m adding this to the list. 

IF YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH, HERE’S ANOTHER WAY TO DONATE TO BLM WHILE BROWSING THE INTERNET:

There’s an extension called Tab for a Cause that donates money to charity every time you open a new tab (on Chrome or Firefox).

Basically, it puts two or three small ads on your new tab page and then donates the ad revenue to charity.

You’ll get Hearts every time you open up a page, which act as “votes” that you can donate to various charities to tell Tab for a Cause where you want your money to go.

There are a few charities that are always available for donations, but Tab for a Cause also “spotlights” a new charity every month – and starting today (June 2), in support of the BLM movement, the spotlighted charity is the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.

Also, did I mention it’s incredibly gorgeous and functional, too? You can customize your new tab background, take notes, create to-do lists and more (I’ve been using this extension for several years and I still have yet to get sick of it)!!

For those concerned about possible scams, this extension is super transparent. All of its code is open-source (x) (x) (x), and you can see all its quarterly financial reports right here.

Seriously, this is so so so easy – I usually hate posts that are all “there’s no reason not to do this!” but right now, I genuinely cannot think of even a single reason not to do this. 

That said, if there is somehow something standing in your way, you can still help by boosting this post like crazy – I’m not a big blog, so every share counts. Otherwise, please take 30 seconds and install Tab for a Cause by clicking this link or typing tab.gladly.io into your search bar.

(By the way, that if you use the specific link in this post, it’ll register as a referral for me, which will give me 250 bonus hearts to donate to NAACP… just saying.)

This is painful. I have no words..

can someone plEAse give my Transformers: Prime fanfic recommendations I’ll take anything at this point quarantine has me desperate. 

Geralt and Jaskier riding Roach into the sunset, breathe if you agree

shrieking AND screaming LOOK AT HIM GO OBI-WAN YOU ARE MY MENTAL-HEALTH’S ONLY HOPE

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I absolutely DESPISE the way my brain works because here I am, actually trying to finish a ten-thousand-plus one-shot and then it just fuckin throws a new idea at me from left field like a toddler that demands my attention. But lOOK AT THIS!! ISN’T THIS COOL??!!! YOU SHOULD WRITE IT LOOK LOOK LOOOOKKKK ISN’T IT PRETTY??!!!! Like noooohooooo pleaaaseeee I just want to finish one project that’s all I ask