Me At This Point Of The Year, Reacting To Any Bad News

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

Watching a movie

Where my introverts at?

*a soft bird lands on your shoulder*

please take a moment right now and eat !!! ❤❤❤

Emo Problem #826- When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

john mulaney has struck again.

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

So. York or Lancaster?

What

Um... uhhh.... Henry won?

how do i un-read something

i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.

cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

Oh yay can I squeeze it in other people’s eyes?

it’s me,

I’m the lemon that life gives