(whiteknuckling The Edges Of My Mechanical Keyboard) I Will Not Fill These Plotholes With Vampires I

god i hate writing for this stupid fucking fandom.

no one knows what the hell is going on. the timeline is all over the place. my favourite character (wet cat archaeologist with visions) gets taken into custody and we never see her again. no one ages. those Fuckass Drones break the laws of physics so hard I have to add magic into the worldbuilding so it doesn't all fall down

(wakes up) I should be writing

(in class) I should be writing

(having lunch) I should be writing

(waiting for the bus) I should be writing

(at home) I should be doing my homework

(not doing homework) I should be writing

(opens laptop)

(stares at empty Obsidian page)

(thinks about a Concept for some time)

(scrolls through social media)

(gets ready for bed)

(in bed) I should be writi

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NOW YOU SUCK

WE WANNA TALK ABOUT SEX BUT WERE NOT ALLOWED

WELL YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT YOU BETTER LEARN HOW

CAUSE ITS YOUR TURN NOW

BOY YOURE WASTING YOUR TONGUE WITH LAME EXACUSES AND LIES

NOW WHATS ON YOUR NASTY OLD MIND

omw to the concert I’m so excited:3333

Shout out to the trope ever

love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

god forbid writers do anything

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

Hi I've been stranded on Mars for about the equivalent of 1 Earth week and my crew probably thinks I'm dead by now. It's really boring up here. Is Poob available in space? I have access to a computer but if that doesn't work I plan to dig up and refurbish a rover.

Poob is available in all planets, moons, and dimensions!

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not