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Snake76

Snake76: Medic, do you hear me? Mercy: Jack? Is that you? Snake76: Dammit, medic! I’m Snake! Medic: o.. k.... snake? Snake76: Hang On, Medic, I think I see my enemies *Enter Widowmaker, Genji, and McCree*

Snake76: Well, well, well. Look at what we’ve got here. Sniper Wolf, Cyborg Ninja, and Revolver Ocelot all working together.

Widow: What? Genji: I think he’s talking about us. McCree: Why am I an Ocelot?

Snake76: CAN IT, Ocelot! Or should I say, Liquid!?

*Enter Dva in her MEKA*

Dva: Hi, guys! Thanks for waiting for me.

Snake76: GASP!! It’s Metal Gear!! and It’s fully operationa!!

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8 years ago

Winston the cowardly scientist

*Mei is petting a baby Winston on her lap* Junkrat: hey why aren't I getting some of that petting action? Mei: Because baby Winston has been a good boy. Junkrat: hmph. Stupid Scientist. You made me look bad! *Junkrat takes out reaper's mask from his pockets* Junkrat: Booga Booga Booga! B. Winston: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh *Mei take out a rolling pin and whacks Junkrat in the head* Junkrat: Ow! What did 'I' do?!


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6 years ago

Team Bakugou, INTJ, Todoroki

This is a social experiment

Reblog this and add if you’re Team Deku or Team Bakugou your MBTI and fav bnha character

6 years ago

Romantic INTJ

INTJ: I can be romantic...

ENFP: HAHAHAHA

INFP: HAHAHAHA

ENTP: HAHAHAHA

ENTJ: HAHAHAHA

INTP: HAHAHAHA

INFJ: HAHAHAHA

Everybody else: HAHAHAHA

INTJ: I will surely and utterly destroy each and every one of you with my intimate affections. You will all fall deeply and madly in love with me.


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8 years ago

Darcy = INTJ

Darcy means Dark, btw. Darcy is the ‘go to’ fictional INTJ character name in romance genres. I’ve seen so many Darcies in movies and novels and majority of them are like adaptations of the classic novel Pride and Prejudice. I dont see a lot of INTJs in romantic movies. I wonder why.


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6 years ago

You will be disturbed by this. You have been warned.


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6 years ago

I'm just schemes

Tag Yourself, I’m Dreams And Memes

Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes


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6 years ago

Weak and Frail

INTJ (Me): I won't be able to go with you. Can you carry all these bags by yourself?

INFP (Sister): What? You think I can't do it cause I'm a weak and frail woman?!

INTJ: O.O

INFP: Well, I AM Weak and Frail but NOT because I'm a woman!

INTJ: O.O?

INFP: SEXIST PIG!!

INTJ: O.O?!?!

INTJ: *I have no idea what is happening right now.*


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8 years ago

How to tell if an INTJ likes you:

1. They ignore you on purpose.

2. They notice your existence.

3. They are being particularly nice towards you.

4. They interrupt their reading/writing/drawing/studying to talk to you.

5. They ask you to take Myers-Briggs.

6. They tell you you’re probably an INTJ (a compliment of the highest order)

7. You feel that they’re annoyed by you.

8.They tell you how you can improve aspects of your life.

9. They answer the phone.

10. They add your name to the list of those who will be spared when they rise to power.

11. They don’t fall asleep or daydream while you’re talking.

12. They make the effort to talk to you at all.

13. They listen carefully to you without interruption or disagreeing and in the end they smile at you.

14. They stalk you.

15. They smile.

16. They pay you a compliment of any kind.

17.They tell you about times they came up with a great plan and it worked.

18.They tell you about a time they actually felt something.

19.They’ll wonder why you were late for something.

20.They ignore you, think about you often, stalk you and wonder if you notice.

21. They try to act like a human around you.

22. You suspect that they like you.

23. You think that they are giving you rude glares whenever they look at you.

24. They put this list somewhere they hope you will find it.

25. They stare at you when you talk to them or whenever they have the chance.

26. They seem to ignore you, but in actuality they’re listening to everything you’re saying with heightened interest.

27. They analyze everything they say before they say it, and when they do manage to initiate a conversation, an awkward mess of words spills out.

28. They ridicule you in a sarcastic manner, but give your compliments for your ideas and genius a few minutes later.

29. They tell their friends how much of a prick, egomaniac, and self-centered fool you are when they’re oddly attracted to those qualities.

30. They can’t look at you while actually speaking to you despite the staring.

31. You can make them smile or laugh.

32.They recognize your existence.

33. They ask you an innocent, often technical question just to talk to you.

34. They dissect all the fools and idiots surrounding you.

35. They remember your name, even if they haven’t known you for a long time.

36. They try to demonstrate their mental abilities.

37. They give you more than a two word response.

38. They come alive when around you, but keep the conversation completely impersonal.

39. They give you carefully worded responses, intended to ensure the likelihood of continued interactions, whether online or in person.

40. You can make them act in a manner uncharacteristic of an INTJ.

41. They seem unsure of what to do around you.

42. They argue with you, let you (think you) win, and continue to talk to you afterwards in a friendly manner.

43.They bother explaining anything at all.

44. They start cutting back on the painful sarcasm.

45. They try (key word is try) to be funny without sarcasm.

46.They display weird behavior, then observe your response.

47. They take more than 20 seconds to respond to an IM.

48.They watch you when you aren’t looking like a fascinating science experiment or a puzzle.


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8 years ago

I still think that Harley Quinn is an ENFP rather than an ESFP

Some people think that Harley isn’t very N-tuitive, but I think she is. Call it my N-tuition. XD But seriously? I just ship Batman (INTJ) with Harley (ENFP)


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6 years ago

Hunger Games Strategy...

ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?

INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.

ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...

INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!

INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.

ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!

INTJ: Damn, right you are!

INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.

ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?

INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.

INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!

ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!

INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


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