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This made me realize that hawkmoth should just have at least one day without akumatizing people. Just take a break from villany.

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World Domination Plans

*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*

INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?

INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.

INFP: Wait, WHAT?!

INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.

INFP: Where is it now?!

INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.

INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.

INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!

INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.

INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...

*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*

INFP: Is that a robot army?!

INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.

INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?

INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.

INFP: ENFP knows about this too?

INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.

INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!

INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.

Test Results

I’ve been doing some online tests recently and I thought I’d share my results. Here they are:

INTJ - A

Spatial 4.8, Musical 4.8, and Logical and Mathematical 4.5 (some sort of intelligence test)

IQ of 138 ( but site looks super sketchy. Not sure if legit)

Neutral Good - Cleric (DnD)

House Gryffindor

Very Flirty, Falls in Love to easily and Falls out of Love difficultly

I hate pay to win games.

So fun

Blackwatch: Beginning of the End

Tracer: So, you don't keep in touch with your blackwatch friends?

Genji: No

Tracer: How come?

Mercy: He likes US better.

Genji: *Blushes and stares at Angela*

Tracer: Yeah. Sure. "US".

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Meanwhile:

*Blackwatch spies on Genji. They are crying*

McCree: What happened to "Bros before hoes"? Genji. That's it! I'm calling Ashe.

Moira: If a sexy doctor is all you wanted, you could've just asked!

McCree: Ew.

Reyes: How dare they take my son away from me! I'm going to destroy overwatch!!

McCree: Wait what?!

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Jeff: Introducing the new overwatch archives event "OVERWATCH: SCHISM"

Lvl 1. Crook

Lvl 100. Boss

INTJ || HULK

MBTI & favourite Marvel character, GO!

ENFP || Loki

Blackwatch: McCree meets Genji

McCree: I can't believe this shit. Do you speak American?!

Genji: ...

McCree: DO YOU SP---

Genji: *Walks away*

McCree: Hey! Do you think I'm playing with you?! *Pulls out gun and points it at Genji's head*

Genji: *faces McCree*

Gabriel: *Looking for McCree* Hey, Jesse! Where are you?

McCree: I'm here cap----!

Genji: *Grabs gun from McCree and points it at McCree's Face.*

McCree: Oh, Sunova---!

Gabriel: *Arrives at the scene* Hey! What's going on over here?

Genji: *Looks at Gabriel*

McCree: *Pulls out a second gun and points it at Genji's Face*

McCree: Drop the gun. Drop it or I'll shoot...

*Both McCree and Genji stare each other down as they point their guns at each other's faces*

Gabriel: Alright, Drop your weapons!

Gabriel: *Points his two shotguns at Jesse and Genji's crotches*

*Jesse and Genji drop their guns, and raised their hands in the air*

Genji: "He started it."

T.T

Code Name Teenager Next Door