ENFP Asks Advice From INTJ...

ENFP asks advice from INTJ...

ENFP: INTJ, I need your advice.

INTJ: *Eyes focused on ENFP. Expecting questions about science, math or English. Preparing mind for hardcore logic question* Yes?

ENFP: It's about my best friend. We had a fight.

INTJ: *False Alarm. Sigh. Bring out the 'friendship' and 'love' files*

INTJ: Fine. Proceed.

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ENFP: Thanks for the advice, INTJ!

INTJ: *I am a miracle worker! But calm down. Convo is not over yet. Now, say "you're welcome" but in a casual and cool manner*

INTJ: Don't Mention it.

INTJ: *Fucking Nailed It.*

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6 years ago

Nosy Qs- 3, 12, 19, 21

3. I do not smoke12. NGSB19. I usually plan three steps ahead for every event in my life. Majority of the time, I follow through my plans. That's why I get upset sometimes if things don't go the way I planned it. It's a bit childish in hindsight.21. I like the fact that I have this sort of methodology to almost everything, even in socializing and getting to know people. And I like it when people ask about the logic behind my methodologies. It kinda feels like their interested in how I think and function as a human being.

7 years ago

You know what, I think I'm that weirdly nice guy

Types of INTJs:

Running an MBTI blog, you end up finding many different people who are of the same type. Here’s some of the types of INTJs I’ve encountered:

The Mistyped One: Tries their hardest to seem like an INTJ. Probably the ones who say really stereotypical stuff like “I have no emotions,” or, “What is empathy?” By far the most annoying one on this list.

The Surprisingly Kind One: Weirdly nice. Masters of Fi. Probably a Hufflepuff. Just wants to do their best. The rarest type of INTJ.

The Ambitious One: Goal oriented as all hell. Don’t even try getting between them and their goal, or that’ll be the last thing you ever do. Slytherin.

The Sorta Psychopathic One: The reason behind most of the INTJ stereotypes. Probably more harmless than they seem, but still fantasises about murder here and there.

The Nerd™️: Enjoys knowledge for its own sake. Has one area in which they are really good at. Probably hasn’t seen the light of day in years. Ravenclaw.

The Tired Sarcastic One: Lives on coffee and/or energy drinks. Speaks sarcasm as their first language. Don’t even try to hide the fact they’re a bit of an asshole, but that’s what makes them special.

The Artistic One: Either a writer, musician, artist, or a mixture of the three. Creative as hell. Can seem sentimental on paper, but in real life? Don’t even try…

Keep in mind that you can be more than one of the types listed! You don’t have to limit yourself to only one. This post was mostly for fun. I’m the Ambitious One and the Nerd™️.

6 years ago

Hunger Games Strategy...

ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?

INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.

ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...

INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!

INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.

ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!

INTJ: Damn, right you are!

INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.

ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?

INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.

INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!

ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!

INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


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6 years ago
6 years ago

Ashe and Jesse never dated...

Ashe: That's right, we never dated.

Jesse: what about that one time behind the Dairy Queen?

Ashe: that wasn't dating, Jesse.

Jesse: oh... Well, what about-?

Ashe: Nope. None of those times would be considered as "dating".

Jesse: Oh. Daym. I guess we didn't date after all. ... so uh. Wanna go "Not Dating" with me? I heard there was a Dairy Queen nearby.

Ashe: ... Meh. Sure. B.O.B., don't do anything...


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8 years ago

The rationals doing a project

{Organising poster/PowerPoint} ENTJ: okay, ENTP, you come up with some fact about the bombing of Hiroshima, INTP, work with INTJ on getting some articles and info on the “Little Boy” bomb INTJ: whatever, just everyone give me your shit by Friday 10pm at the latest INTP: *thinks to self* I wonder what would be going through my mind if I knew my city was going to be bombed…. ENTP: can’t I research something more interesting? ENTJ: no ENTP: who died and made you the boss? ENTJ: we both know you wouldn’t be able to get a complicated part done in time INTJ: …*rolls eyes and begins researching* INTP: *still thinking* I wonder if Japan really deserved to be bombed, I mean, sure they’ve killed a hell of innocent people, but enough to have the world’s first nuclear bomb sent to them? How can anyone deserve such a punishment? This reminds me of a common form of punishment by many religions. I wonder if God can really condemn eternal suffering to anyone…… ENTP: I just think we should research whatever would make the presentation more interesting ENTJ: No, look, we need structure, you reel in their attention with an unknown fact and then history after that. You can’t just go blindly onto this INTJ: *finishes whole presentation along with a page of references*

6 years ago

Blackwatch: Coward McCree

McCree: Go fuck yourself, Ashe!

Ashe: You do it, you fucking coward!

McCree: ... W...what? *Starts blushing*

Ashe: You heard me!! * Starts blushing too*

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McCree: .... And that's how the west was won...

Genji: ... Just one? I'm disappointed but I'm not surprised.

Gabriel: ... *Sigh* Where did I go wrong? I raised you right, didn't I?

Moira: ... Get off the stage.


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6 years ago

Let's signal boost!

tumblr mirrors on ‘photosugar’

So idk if others have noticed this before - but it’s the first time I’m seeing this, hence the post.

There’s a website, https://www.photosugar.com, which apparently mirrors all pictures, gifsets etc. people post on their tumblrs (and also other social media sites like twitter and instagram, if I understand it correctly). An example for a tumblr user, with my name: https://www.photosugar.com/tu/lordhellebore

Now it won‘t turn up anything but a 404 error in my case, because I sent an e-mail to the contact address, which is darius@photosugar.com with the title “My content on your website”:

Hello, it’s come to my attention that you are mirroring all of the posts containing pictures/gifs that I post on my tumblr. I am asking you to stop pulling the content from my tumblr and to delete me from your website. tumblr username is „lordhellebore“ Thank you.

I got a reply consisting of the single word “removed” after just one day, and as you can see, it worked perfectly fine with the informal mail I sent. So if you want them to stop mirroring your tumblr, it seems all you really need to do is this.  

I can’t test the site for all of my mutuals, but I’m tagging a few whom I found on there by random trial & error, and I suggest you look yourself up if you see this post and dislike tumblr mirrors (even if this one is only for pictures, not text).

@janiedean, @ladytp, @vaysh11, @lunavagantt, @einemelodieimwind, @robb-greyjoy, @youbuggingme, @ysilme, @rex-luscus, @bai-xue, @viendiletto, @electricalice, @contessa-de-leusse, @memetic-mutism, @bluecichlid, @mrs-storm-andrews, @ladymothwing, @prismatic-bell, @kittykatknits, @tinkili

….basically, whomever I’m trying at random, it seems that you’re on there.

 Please reblog so others can know and ask for removal if they want to. 


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6 years ago

What happens if you just go with the flow? No planning.

Most of the time, I only go with the flow when a competent leader is present. And I assist/ mentor him/her whenever I can. But there are times that I go with the flow and I just mentally criticize almost everything an incompetent leader does. And if I am dissatisfied of his leadership, I take control or I just leave and do my own thing.But upon back reading my answer. It kinda sounds as if, I'm still planning ahead, huh?I guess, if I had to shut off my "planning module" I guess I'd just end up day dreaming or just looking at the flowers/clouds. Thinking about my friends and family. Or I'd just go to sleep.

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