MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

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alec lightwood jace herondale clace clary fairchild the mortal instruments isabelle lightwood the shadowhunter chronicles simon lovelace simon lewis magnus bane malec jace wayland jace lightwood izzy lightwood alexander lightwood magnus x alec tmi gang sizzy jace x clary simon lightwood clary morgenstern magnus lightwood bane simon x izzy simon lewis lovelace alec lightwood bane lightwood siblings

Gen Z

We're sad and we're gay.

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im done i'm sad gen z humor i want cuddles gen z shit i dont know anymore i want to curl up and cry i need healing im very sad and very gay aro but you get the point its all lgbtq+

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

Peter: I-I don’t understand Mr stark. Why do I have to know how to kill you?

Tony: Because Roger’s sent me a freaking flip phone and if I turn evil someone has to know how to defeat me.

Peter: What about-

Tony: Trust me kid. I went to Harley first, he pledged his minionship before I even finished.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??

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i'm right comfort character favourite characters i dare you i stand by this change my fucking mind how fucked up is that are you screwed up?? your cant change my mind why is this so confrontational??

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Here are my Headcannon hogwarts houses for the TSC Characters... no I won’t take criticism.

TMI

Clary- Gryffindor

Jace- Gryffindor

Alec - Hufflepuff ( fight me)

Isabelle- Ravenclaw

Simon - Slytherin

Magnus - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Maia - Gryffindor

Luke - Gryffindor

Jocelyn - Gryffindor

Raphael - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jonathan/ Sebastian- Slytherin

Valentine - Gryffindor

Jordan - Gryffindor

Eric, Kurt and Matt - Hufflepuffs

Mayrse - Ravenclaw

Robert - Hufflepuff

Hodge - Ravenclaw

Max - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jia - Ravenclaw

Camille - Slytherin

Rebecca - Hufflepuff

Amatis - Slytherin

TDI

Tessa- Ravenclaw

Jem- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Will- Hufflepuff / Gryffindor

Charlotte- Gryffindor

Henry - Ravenclaw

Sophie - Gryffindor

Brigit - Gryffindor

Thomas - Hufflepuff

Jessimine - Slytherin/ Gryffindor

Nate - Slytherin

Gabriel- Gryffindor

Gideon- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Benedict - Squip ( no respect for the light worm)

Axel - Ravenclaw

Alexis de Quincey - Slytherin

TFTSA

George - Hufflepuff

Beatriz- Gryffindor

Julie - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

Jon - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Marisol - Gryffindor

Catrina - Ravenclaw

Ragnor ( not technically a tftsa character but I don’t know where to put him) - Ravenclaw

Viviane - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Larkspear- Gryffindor

Micheal Wayland - Hufflepuff

TDA

Emma - Gryffindor

Julian - Slytherin

Livvy- Gryffindor

Ty - Ravenclaw

Kit - Hufflepuff/ Slytherin

Tavvy- Ravenclaw/ Gryffindor

Helen - Gryffindor

Alaine- Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Mark - Hufflepuff

Kierian - Slytherin

Cristina - Gryffindor

Jamie - Gryffindor

Diego- Ravenclaw

Divya- Slytherin

Max - lightwood bane - Gryffindor

Rafael lightwood bane - Ravenclaw

Cameron- Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Thule! Livvy - Slytherin

Thule! Cameron - Gryffindor

Thule! Jace / Janus - Slytherin

Zara - Gryffindor

Manuel - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Lily- Gryffindor

Annabel - Slytherin

Arthur - Hufflepuff

Malcom - Ravenclaw

Jonny - Slytherin

Diana - Gryffindor

Dru - Slytherin

Adaon - Ravenclaw

Ash - Slytherin

Rayan - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Anush - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Nene - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin/ Hufflepuff

Samantha - Gryffindor

Gwyn - Gryffindor

Bat - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Venessa - Gryffindor

Paige - Slytherin

TLH ( I haven’t read this series yet, so just what I get from the shorts)

James - Ravenclaw

Matthew-

Thomas - Slytherin / Hufflepuff

Alastair- Ravenclaw

Christopher- Ravenclaw

Charles - Gryffindor

Grace - Slytherin

Tatiana- Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

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