Good News! It's In The Shopping District. Thank Gods The Entity Can Walk And Not Teleport... That's Much

False is building a castle in an ice spikes biome and I haven't seen a single ice queen headcanon :/

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

He somehow manages to do both

I am having a Completely Normal reaction to Scott's new mc skin

i love tumblr. it's like the hoarding website. im not reblogging things to show people, im reblogging things like i'm putting rocks in my pockets to take home and put with my other rocks. sometimes ill give a rock to a mutual. sometimes ill find the same rock a few times. sometimes i write stuff on the rocks.

honestly blaming the watchers for the entity is so boring. do you think these boomer ass cringe gods could come up with something so cryptic and uncanny? didn’t think so. grian obviously found this fucked up rock and just decided to adopt it because he’s insane

I’ve rewatched 3rd life and last life a normal amount of times i need another one...

Remember to send some local jerks in there to keep them all well fed and take them on night walks for extra spice in their life :)

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

“we sacrificed two more people to the hardcore world” what an interesting way of phrasing it, mr beans. im sure no angst could possibly come from this.