Japanese Severus Snape Gets Summoned By Hayate Ayasaki.

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Ghost on the Couch: Danny makes a deal with Maddie to attend eight sessions of therapy.

This is the first (unedited) chapter. Enjoy the preview!

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Danny stared out the passenger side window and crossed his arms.

“You’ll like this therapist, Danny,” said Maddie as she drove through the rush hour traffic. “Dad and I met with him earlier today.”

Danny kept his body turned from her.

“He definitely knows what he’s doing,” continued Maddie. “You can just tell from talking to him. And he’s also got this full head of fluffy blond hair straight out of the eighties.” She sighed dreamily.

“Yes,” said Danny, still looking out the window. “Because good hair is so important in therapy.”

Maddie was quiet for some time. Danny tightened his folded arms against him.

“Danny, I know you’re unsure about this—”

“I’m not unsure. I definitely don’t want to do this.”

“I know. But I really think this could help you.”

Danny glanced at her with just his eyes before turning to face forward. “I just don’t understand,” he said, looking down at his lap. “Do you…think something’s wrong with me?”

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Zuko has the Perry Platypus effect but it’s based on how he wears his hair. When he wears it in an updo, he’s the respected and honorable Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation. Once he lets his hair down though, he is unrecognizable as the leader of a whole country and becomes Lee with The Good Tea.

It’s led to some fun moments in the palace where Zuko is relaxing by the turtleduck pond and some ambassador finds him and exclaims “What’s Lee from the Tea Shop Doing Here?!” then Zuko puts his hair up real quick and the ambassador goes “Firelord Zuko?!”

Zuko will be visiting Uncle Iroh at the shop and helping out with his hair in a topknot and customers are like “Firelord Zuko! What are you doing working in a tea shop?” then he lets his hair down and they go “Oh, it’s Lee! How’s it going?! Where have you been these past months?”

This happens every time without fail. This is also the reason why people are confused about which man Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe is actually dating. He has been spotted with both Lee With The Good Tea and Firelord Zuko, people are making bets. There might already be a theater production in place about this intense love triangle.