Any Fic Can Be A One Shot If You Press The Entire Work Button

I just want to feel like I exist for myself, not other people

uh y’all keep following this one, which great! but this is the side blog that I reboot posts i don’t want to lose. If you could follow @iwanttobeapencil that would be amazing

Zuko has the Perry Platypus effect but it’s based on how he wears his hair. When he wears it in an updo, he’s the respected and honorable Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation. Once he lets his hair down though, he is unrecognizable as the leader of a whole country and becomes Lee with The Good Tea.

It’s led to some fun moments in the palace where Zuko is relaxing by the turtleduck pond and some ambassador finds him and exclaims “What’s Lee from the Tea Shop Doing Here?!” then Zuko puts his hair up real quick and the ambassador goes “Firelord Zuko?!”

Zuko will be visiting Uncle Iroh at the shop and helping out with his hair in a topknot and customers are like “Firelord Zuko! What are you doing working in a tea shop?” then he lets his hair down and they go “Oh, it’s Lee! How’s it going?! Where have you been these past months?”

This happens every time without fail. This is also the reason why people are confused about which man Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe is actually dating. He has been spotted with both Lee With The Good Tea and Firelord Zuko, people are making bets. There might already be a theater production in place about this intense love triangle.

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

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But then we have the angst when Merlin follows Arthur in deer form and gets shot by him

Today’s Hot Take:

Merlin should have been a shapeshifter and it kills me that he wasn’t (or at least shown to be). Like. The potential angst. Or humor. Or drama. Or fluff. It would have made his sneaking around so much cooler. Arthur could have come across him in animal form and befriended him. Or Merlin could have bullied him in animal form. In this essay I will -

Are ectoplasm and twice related? Could they be the same person and would that mean ectoplasm is the traitor?

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?