Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.
Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"
more nagisa harem content bcs why not
vol. 1
Stranger Things as some of my favorite TMA transcript quotes
Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!
Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure green haired protestors got out safe. A Palestinian girl with an ex-southern baptist fiance, who definitely isn't a practicing Muslim, whose parents were raising hell for her. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.
Dabi: My name is Dabi. The imbecile about to puke is my boss, Shigaraki. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
Toriel: "This is my child! they/them if you will. Mostly non-verbal and immensely creepy!. Aren't they Halloweeny? I think they would be a perfect fit! I see them practicing in their room all the time!"
A Halloween horror house attraction worker hums and walks a couple of circles around Kris.
??????: "hmmmm.....yes. Werewolf!"
Kris poses like they're a werewolf mid transformation.
??????: "Zombie!"
Kris quickly switches to a staggering zombie pose.
??????: "Possession victim"
Kris inhumanly bends backwards making a screeching sound.
??????: "PERFECT!!! your child is very creepy! they have the job!"
Swatch: I have no idea why people think we're a couple
Tasque Manager: Me either. It's pretty obvious you like men and I like women.
Swatch: Exactly...
Swatch: [laying with their head in her lap]
Tasque Manager: [petting their head]
Queen: .....Are You Two Serious?