I'm Very Tired Of This "queer College Students Should Stop Supporting Palestine, They'd Kill You There!"

he a gay, reblog if u agree

Jevil: *is walking out the door holding a shit ton of bullets and devilsknifes in his arms* alright I going out, I may be home late so don't wait up, wait up

Seam: *stops him at the door* where are you going?

Jevil: on a man hunt

Seam: oh my god, for who?

Jevil: some guy named Mike, Mike

Seam: wait who? Do you even know him?

Jevil: I accidentally don't spamton told me about him, him. All I know is when I find him he's gonna die in all the worse way.

Ralsei: "...uhmm Susie?. Does Kris hate me?....They always look so angry"

Susie: "oh no they just look like that. They look super creepy but their brain is just a Psyduck plushie isn't that right Kris!"

Kris peaks back over their shoulder eating handfuls of Kinetic sand.

Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.

Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"

Kris visibly fighting the player's control in the school hallway. Jerking all over the place and holding their own limbs from moving. Their knees buckle and they fall flat on their face now fighting the player trying to get up.

Kris: "nnughh! uughh! uughh no! ruhh stop it"

Berdly: "Kris what on earth are-"

Kris: "shut up chicken strips UGHHH!"

They flip over on their back starting to stand up while bending backwards like the grudge.

can you guys recommend me some sterek fics:

Pack Mom Stiles

Jealous Derek

5 times and one time

Alpha Derek

Hale Pack Feels

Christmas Sterek Fics

Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things

Stiles is Peter’s Favorite

Kris: *Hugs Ralsei after a tough battle*

Berdly: Hah! Typical fatherless behavior.

Kris: ….

Kris: …

Kris: Noelle. Use snowgr-

petition for steve harrington to be in intensive therapy for s5 <3

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.