Kidnapper: We Have Your Classmate.

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.

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5 months ago

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2 years ago

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you

2 years ago

Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.

Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"

2 years ago

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Annoying friends my beloved :}

2 years ago

Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!

Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

2 years ago

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

2 years ago

Toriel: "This is my child! they/them if you will. Mostly non-verbal and immensely creepy!. Aren't they Halloweeny? I think they would be a perfect fit! I see them practicing in their room all the time!"

A Halloween horror house attraction worker hums and walks a couple of circles around Kris.

??????: "hmmmm.....yes. Werewolf!"

Kris poses like they're a werewolf mid transformation.

??????: "Zombie!"

Kris quickly switches to a staggering zombie pose.

??????: "Possession victim"

Kris inhumanly bends backwards making a screeching sound.

??????: "PERFECT!!! your child is very creepy! they have the job!"

2 years ago

Kris visibly fighting the player's control in the school hallway. Jerking all over the place and holding their own limbs from moving. Their knees buckle and they fall flat on their face now fighting the player trying to get up.

Kris: "nnughh! uughh! uughh no! ruhh stop it"

Berdly: "Kris what on earth are-"

Kris: "shut up chicken strips UGHHH!"

They flip over on their back starting to stand up while bending backwards like the grudge.

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