Ok, I Need Help

Jevil: take me to a museum and make out with me!

Spamton: but they say not to touch the [masterpieces]

Jevil: well someone's gotta pin the art on the wall~

Tasque manager: this is tasque manager, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again!

Computer: Please enter a password.

Queen: *Types in Noelle*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Queen: HOW DARE YOU-

I absolutely love your pfp of virgil <3

Aw thank you so much <3

I like to imagine he knits to calm himself whenever he’s feeling etra anxious- he’s pretty good at it by now

(Keep reading for a silly little animation)

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.

Dabi: My name is Dabi. The imbecile about to puke is my boss, Shigaraki. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.

Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.

Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…

[mimes explosion]