(Insert Voxtech Catchphrase)🍓📱

the weird thing about being on the aroace spectrum is that i will be willing to eat pussy like its my last meal but istg if that mf tries kissing me i will start swinging

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

I JUST WANNA BE A SILLY LITTLE SMUT WRITER :(

TIM SUTTON AND GIDEON GRAVES LOOK SIMILAR. YOU CANT SAY OTHER WISE.

He is THE King (and the father)

if i had a nickel for every time robert sheehan played an immortal character (who can see dead people) who was both buried alive and attempted an escape by running down a bowling lane id have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE I WANT THEM TO COLONISE MY PUSSY (i choked while writing this)

OH HOW I LOVE YOU DISNEY PLUS🙏