Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because itβs already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
Reblog if you agree πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
if i survived a slasher itβs because i fucked him
we won
"can trans men say the t slur?" trans men can jerk off on my face for all I care
billy lenz pt.2
Ray is cat
WHY IS HE STANDING LIKE THAT I CANT
big fan of whatever this is
Me when I see my little princesses π₯°π (They are full grown men and most of them are mentally ill and would probably kill me if I got near. The others aren't even human π)
alastor cussing out lucifer, saying "fuck you." is the funniest thing i have seen.
guys you HAVE to here me out. please.
like when he called Mimzy sweetheart?! WHY ISNT HE CALLING ME THATβΉοΈ
oh! thats so ummm.......!!!!!!
look what i found on pinterest
rory culkin nose porn
was actually me under the desk :3
guys ive actively been using tumblr for a year and i still dont know how it works :3
more people need to talk about this mf cause he is GORGEOUS i seriously dont understand it
"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably