Why Does This Need To Be Said Chat

i am "asian"

i am the force of asianity

holy fuck i have 23 followers

23 of you willingly subject yourselves to my yap every single day in your feed

love y'all <3

okay but imagine the demigods getting matching t-shirts with their most traumatic experiences dumbed down on them because joking about your trauma is the solution to everything.

for instance,

Nico's would simply have the text "where's my sister?" written on it.

Reyna's would have "*throws chair*"

Leo's is a picture of a garage burning and "*explodes*" written underneath the picture

Jason's has the text "My mum sold me to wolves instead of One Direction"

so on and so forth, you get the idea.

I mean... yay!

but also I thought she was #2 earlier am i hallucinating?

also HOW is The Weeknd higher than Queen Bey?

I don't even like Beyonce that much, and she cannot be #7

Billboard names Taylor Swift the biggest artist of the 21st century!

(January 8, 2025)

Odysseus and his Youtuber apology

Poseidon, we meant no harm 🙅🙅🙅We only hurt him to disarm him 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️We took no pleasure in his pain 🚫🚫🚫We only wanted to escape 🥺👉👈

as a gay fucking pisces wow

that was rude of you

The actual zodiac signs

Aries: really fucking arrogant Taurus: bossy as fuck Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot Leo: talks way too much Virgo: overanalyzes everything Libra: probably hella boring Scorpio: has a collection of knives Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself Capricorn: lucifer’s servant Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental Pisces: way naive and probably gay

in any time of threat, you can count on jason

to tell the monster what makes them beautiful

do yall think there is a universe where Jason was given to one direction instead of the wolves

??

im a girl

im not like the other girls im a boy