“Kriff. I need a moment.”
“Should I let you up?”
“No… I just- I forgot how big you are.”
“Size queen.”
“Careful Ren, or I may decide I haven’t missed your cock after all.”
Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*
Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*
Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question
Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*
*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*
~Flashback~
Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*
Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!
Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her
The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..
Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress
~flashback ends~
Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …
Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?
Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic
Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~
Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father
Literally me @ the Reunion cinematic
I can't stop watching that
The most important 6 seconds of my life
Perfect
April 30th: ♪ It’s gonna be May ♪
May 31st: ♪ It’s gonna be Gay ♪
Happy Caturday everyone 😂
Imja
Ahsoka’s short-lived hologram communication with Anakin during Siege of Manadalore and Revenge of the Sith.
The Good Teacher
My favourites <3