Hux Padded Up His Butt For Rise Of The Resistance🤣

R Y T H M E — リ ズ ム

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

NSFW Alphabet Template

Original Template by @the-coldest-goodbye 

Since I couldn’t find the clean copy so thought I’d remake it for my friends requesting it.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Xdd so lets reblog

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*

Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*

Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question

Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*

*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*

~Flashback~

Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*

Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!

Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her

The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..

Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress

~flashback ends~

Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …

Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?

Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic

Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~

Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father

This fox is me

i was playing mercy and the enemy mei started freezing me and our hog fucking hooked her away from me and when i said “thanks” he gave me the “what’s mine is mine” line and honestly? that was the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Happy Caturday everyone 😂

Imja

I am with you

Guys i am OBSESSED with this illustration by Leyendecker omg

Where do i even start

That was amazing

Quem Ganharia? Goku vs Superman