"i Swear On My Life, I Always Try.

gee well glad that I'm safe #emo #hate my life #ugh ofc I'd miss the one good thing

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

even had the beta testers and all huh

whenever i come across this i always wonder did he say Monday to sound more like bundy or bundy to sound more like monday

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

90s hacker wunk

born a girl, grew up in the great swag boom of 2012, now i'm a boy. that's the power of #swag

made me realise flies would be chill asf instead of being annoying asf if we were tiny too

how it feels to say the weird thing