Straigbt Up "under It" And By "it" Well Lets Jusr Say, My Blankeys

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

I enjoy how every Glass Animals song sounds like "ouhhhhhh blue sky lemonade like an Arnold palmer I wish u and I were calmer drown the memory of youuu in goji berry water *the strangest noises you've ever heard* hot tub in a swimming pool mind full of Scooby-Dooby ghouls you were always too cool for school hot cheetos and cotton candy juuls *water dripping sound effects*" and it slaps mega juicy balls every time

“Get a load of THIS guy” that’s your gf

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

an angel gets straight up resurrected every time someone headcanons alhaitham actually finding cyno's jokes funny and being really fucking invested in tcg with cyno and helping nahida adapt to sumeru while working alongside her & cyno and just generally finding cyno cool & worthy of respect & pretty and. haha.

bad news uhhhh. pineapples. umm they MIGHT be like. in my head idk. ummm and worse news i kinda have nobody. errr cuase i'm like brain dead.

gee well glad that I'm safe #emo #hate my life #ugh ofc I'd miss the one good thing

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

im going to start saying I'm raw as a way to express confidence in my abilities and circumstances

[VISIBLY ABOUT TO START GNAWING MY OWN LEG OFF] no yeah haha i love change :)

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'