An Angel Gets Straight Up Resurrected Every Time Someone Headcanons Alhaitham Actually Finding Cyno's

the world is ending but not fast enough to meet my deadlines

oh my lordsjshajfhwirbakhfjabrkajfjandkanfjsngnakdnejakhcba

resent commission of my beloved hanji <3

how I feel listening to ayesha erotica

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

i just know erwin is the biggest gossiper

just imagine, him telling miche, hange, and levi to meet up at his office, and they all go, thinking it’s something important about work, but its just erwin catching them up on random things he found out about anybody.

miche, hange, and levi coming into the office:

miche: so what’s the important thing you needed to talk about?

erwin: guess who just got kicked out of his house for cheating on his wife

….

levi: erwin, what the fuck-

hange: who?!

If i fell for it,you will too have to

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*