Me Doctor Says I Has “iron Da Fish In Sea” But I Don’t Remember Ironin’ No Fish

the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident

like, i 100% get why shiva wanted her to step on him

"who made you realise you were also attracted to women" literally the goddess i was supposed to worship. i thought my ass was soooo religious until i realised i just fucked with the imagery of a dark skinned naked woman portrayed as a symbol of female rage with a necklace of decapitated heads, a skirt made of human arms, a decapitated head in one of her (multiple) arms, and a long lolling tongue. i did NOT stand a chance????

everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

just what I was looking for thanks

aaahgswahd the heart highlights<333

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the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?