Everything Looks Like A Nail When You've Got A Hammer And Every Song Is Actually About The Character

youve been reassigned, soldier. turn in your penis

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

after 3 days of scrolling past this post i understand the drawing and it's the greatest sense of accomplishment I've felt in those three days

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

made me realise flies would be chill asf instead of being annoying asf if we were tiny too

how it feels to say the weird thing

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

omw to watch yet another person excel in a hobby I've been pursuing for years in a much shorter time simply because I refuse to put in effort methodically

It'd actually be super hype if you learned to draw cause you seem like the type of person to actually try and improve and get better at things, and I've seen some of the doodles you've made and they're awesome. A good at art pukicho would be so sick. Idk if you were serious about the art thing but if you are, keep up the good work practice every day and never shade with black

I actually have begun learning how to draw, just for the fun of it! I started last week, and I was shit, but I used an active-study method to learn fast! I made this ten minutes ago, mind u I am still a beginner but here is the progress thus far:

This is mostly just me trying to understand values, and I'm proud to say this is my first painted thing I've done! Before this I was just practicing cubes and line art and all that fucking shit. I've mostly been learning shape and anatomy, so I'm drawing 40 noses and eyes and legs and penises and all that.

the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident