sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
opening a different app when the internet connection goes down as if that'd fix it
born a girl, grew up in the great swag boom of 2012, now i'm a boy. that's the power of #swag
ur right that shit is no where near 236 mL
or not the right temperature by the time you reach the end
it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore
I didn't realise it was a shadow for a whole MINUTE and was just so impressed like waaaoooww i didn't even know cows could HAVE three distinct shades like that what are the chances it patterned like thissss before i realised
Humanity, at its core, is nothing special. We can parade our wealth around and try desperately to establish ourselves as superior to another, we can build big empires and companies and technology our ancestors couldn't have even thought of, we can fight over religion and race and class and sexuality, we can strive to study and excel at a hundred things just to prove we were here, just to prove we did something.
Even so, at the end of the day what stays is the mundane. Handprints left behind on cave walls, finding two people who loved each other so much they were buried next to each other, films and paintings and music and poetry and myths and stories that someone poured their heart and life experiences into, everything that has been shaped into existence in the quiet spaces that hide below our bustling lives. Everything that doesn't just say I was here, but that I was here and I was just like you. That is what remains, that is what touches the hearts of those who are here and those who will be here years from now.
Humanity, at its core, is nothing special. And that is exactly what makes it so special.
read this like a comic
just finishing first semester of 2nd year of uni. here are the best MSPaint drawings I've made during lectures so far
straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...