"you Tried To Eat A Stapler?" GOD FORBID I Have An Iron-rich Snack

why is my Google blue

They don't want you to know this Simple Trick to learn how to Cry on Command!

Simply Always! Be on the verge of tears!!! And they'll never fail you when you need them!!!

(𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗅𝗎𝖽𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝖻𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗐𝗄𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗎𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌)

Apology to women

many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...

90s hacker wunk

ahhh this is perfect how has this not been done before

Ghost quartz (Cairngorm?) as that one Newdad album trend~

The second I saw this trend I was like. This is soo Cairngorm-coded.. I hope no one did this before >_<

everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

me asf every time my family asks me where something is

new reaction image

If i fell for it,you will too have to

POV you're Eclipse