Eu Curto Coisas Sem Querer

lol so cute！！

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I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

Plano? Que plano?

A brief summary of my life

Draco com 4 anos: Por que mamãe usa maquiagem?

Lucios: para ficar bonita.

Draco: Mas ela já é bonita.

Lucios: aww

Draco: Papai, você devia usar maquiagem.

4 y/o Draco: Why does mommy wear make up?

Lucius: To look pretty.

Draco: But she’s already pretty.

Lucius: aww

Draco: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

They don't seem eager for a sip of contamination smoothie!

The UK government has just unbanned fracking while everyone's distracted by the royal circus

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Image ID: a gif of an octopus squeezing through a fence. /end ID

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Who needs boyfriend if you have your Ships

All the Shippers this year. (via crazycurlyhairomg)