Pedra, Papel E Tesoura.

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

Aye it’s ya girl, skinny vagina

My dudes!! I’ve arisen from the depths of hell once again to share with you some bad news.

My computer decided to die on me and I can’t afford a new one. My dog has also been very sick (she’s 15 now) and I’m scared that I’ll have to let her go soon so there’s that.

Anyway, I need some money! So, if you’d like a personalised story written for you with your favourite character, pls send me a message off anon ❤️ here’s what you need to include:

Your name (doesn’t have to be your real name, just something to refer to yourself by)

Your pronouns

A brief description of what you look like, including eye colour, hair colour and complexion. This is so I can add your features to the fic to make it feel more personalised. If you want to send a photo you can but please don’t feel pressured!

Your email, so I can send the fic to you.

The character you want (see the fandoms I write for bellow)

What you want to happen in the one-shot. If you’re not sure, I’ll just choose a scenario. I will write smut if thats what you like too!

I’ll also write OC’s! Just replace your personal details with your OC and I’ll write them into the one shot.

Fandoms I write for:

Harry Potter (Lightning era and Marauders Era)

My Hero Academia

Attack on Titan

Jujutsu Kaisen

Naruto

Hunter x Hunter

(Im really into anime atm if you can’t already tell 😂)

I charge $10 per fic! Smut is $15 and only for those who are over 18. Please don’t request smut if you’re under 18, it puts both of us in danger. I could lose my account and credibility and you will be exposed to something you’re not mentally prepared for. Also it’s a dick thing to do, so DONT.

To avoid copyright issues, I’ll post the fic a few days later and replace your name with Y/N to preserve your privacy 💖 I accept payments over PayPal and will give you instructions after you contact me!

Please be aware that I’ll have to post the fic from my phone bc again my computers broken. Also it may take a couple of days for me to finish the fic as I have uni and life to compete with.

If you don’t want a fic, pls reblog. Ya girl is broke af and still looking for a job so she can keep her baby puppers alive :’(

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Eu: *vê um doijinshi legal*

Eu: oh, está em japonês

Eu: ...

Eu: POR QUE EU NÃO SEI JAPONÊS?

me: *sees a nice doujinshi*

me: oh it's in japanese

me: ...

me: WHY DON'T I KNOW JAPANESE

Corrigi

if bakudeku becomes canon im going to fucking kill someone and that someone is horikoshi kouhei

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Someone: do you like to read books?

Me: * thinks about all the gay fanfic I read at all times *

Me: yes.

What the actual fuck! Someone has stolen a lot of fanfiction and is selling them on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. They are using the author names Plush Books on both sites. I learned about it from this post on Twitter:

I have already contacted several people or asked others to contact authors I wouldn't be able to reach out to myself.

I would ask everyone to look through the list to look for their own fics, though a whole lot of people are already going through it and trying to contact authors. The more people report this to Amazon and Barnes and Noble, the sooner this will be taken down. And the authors who have had fics stolen from them have the most standing in reporting the issue.

Here are the links to the two platforms selling the books:

Barnes and Noble

And Amazon:

amazon.de

Plush Books

Visit Amazon.de's Plush Books Page and shop for all Plush Books books. Check out pictures, bibliography, biography and community discussion