Need Help Leaving My Stepmother's House After My Father Died ⚠️

É para ter certeza que ninguém vai ver as coisas pervertidas que vemos XD

Well, because I don’t want other people to see what I’m looking at haha.

I’m sure I’m not the only one who does this XD

実録漫画

iPadの持ち方で何を見ているかわかりますよね😜

But... Deadpool is Pansexual. Like... it's canon.

Deadpool #10

Image ID: a gif of an octopus squeezing through a fence. /end ID

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Thor e Loki, definitivamente.

I told you, no more fighting

Eu demorei meio seculo para fazer essa fanart. Fui fazendo e aprendendo a mexer no programa de desenho, além desse ser o meu primeiro desenho :X

Eu queria que a parte roxa da calda do peixes parecesse brilho, mas eu não soube fazer isso... Mas eu também não sei desenhar as pessoas de lado ashkajdgahkgd  

O desenho pertence a mim, mas os personagem retratados não. São de propriedade intelectual de Jonnhy Jota, da tirinha zoróscopo e da tirinha zodícopo.

They don't seem eager for a sip of contamination smoothie!

The UK government has just unbanned fracking while everyone's distracted by the royal circus

Aye it’s ya girl, skinny vagina

My dudes!! I’ve arisen from the depths of hell once again to share with you some bad news.

My computer decided to die on me and I can’t afford a new one. My dog has also been very sick (she’s 15 now) and I’m scared that I’ll have to let her go soon so there’s that.

Anyway, I need some money! So, if you’d like a personalised story written for you with your favourite character, pls send me a message off anon ❤️ here’s what you need to include:

Your name (doesn’t have to be your real name, just something to refer to yourself by)

Your pronouns

A brief description of what you look like, including eye colour, hair colour and complexion. This is so I can add your features to the fic to make it feel more personalised. If you want to send a photo you can but please don’t feel pressured!

Your email, so I can send the fic to you.

The character you want (see the fandoms I write for bellow)

What you want to happen in the one-shot. If you’re not sure, I’ll just choose a scenario. I will write smut if thats what you like too!

I’ll also write OC’s! Just replace your personal details with your OC and I’ll write them into the one shot.

Fandoms I write for:

Harry Potter (Lightning era and Marauders Era)

My Hero Academia

Attack on Titan

Jujutsu Kaisen

Naruto

Hunter x Hunter

(Im really into anime atm if you can’t already tell 😂)

I charge $10 per fic! Smut is $15 and only for those who are over 18. Please don’t request smut if you’re under 18, it puts both of us in danger. I could lose my account and credibility and you will be exposed to something you’re not mentally prepared for. Also it’s a dick thing to do, so DONT.

To avoid copyright issues, I’ll post the fic a few days later and replace your name with Y/N to preserve your privacy 💖 I accept payments over PayPal and will give you instructions after you contact me!

Please be aware that I’ll have to post the fic from my phone bc again my computers broken. Also it may take a couple of days for me to finish the fic as I have uni and life to compete with.

If you don’t want a fic, pls reblog. Ya girl is broke af and still looking for a job so she can keep her baby puppers alive :’(

Izaya: * sedutoramente * O que você quer experimentar no quarto?

Shizuo: Conseguir 8 horas completas de sono.

Izaya: *seductively* What do you wanna try in the bedroom?

Shizuo: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

i wHeezed aT tHis oMfg

Pedra, papel e tesoura.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????