If You're A Creator And You Needed To Hear This Today:

As vezes eu quero ver umas coisas pervertidas, as vezes quero ver umas coisas fofa, mas as vezes só quero ver MEUS SHIPS JUNTOS.

heeppy hoolida

Absolnfely

Oikawa: hey, Iwa-chan, você pode pegar algo no meu bolso de trás?

Iwaizumi: Claro, pegar o que?

Oikawa: A chance de tocar minha bunda.

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: Passo.

Vocês entenderam?

Oikawa: hey, Iwa-chan, can you get something out my back pocket?

Iwaizumi: Sure, what am I getting out of it?

Oikawa: a chance to touch my ass.

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: I’ll pass.

Draco com 4 anos: Por que mamãe usa maquiagem?

Lucios: para ficar bonita.

Draco: Mas ela já é bonita.

Lucios: aww

Draco: Papai, você devia usar maquiagem.

4 y/o Draco: Why does mommy wear make up?

Lucius: To look pretty.

Draco: But she’s already pretty.

Lucius: aww

Draco: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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