Stephen Glass 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

born to be a 90s teenager working at blockbuster, who recommends customers the weirdest goriest horniest movie they have ever seen. forced to post on letterboxd.

So anyway then I baby trapped him

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

current vibes

when i'm in a getting dehumanized competition and my opponent is gojo satoru

He's so funny looking I just wanna pick him up and bite his head off.

what was in that santa barbara air

He could step on me and I would apologize