"he Called Me An Investment!"

kanej has consumed my soul please help

"he called me an investment!"

"he called me an asset!"

Inej Ghafa 🤝 Lucy Carlyle

never forget that one time Sherlock Holmes (while Watson was trying to go to bed) took all the cushions and pillows from the room, put them on the floor, sat on them in his dressing gown, and stayed up all night smoking his pipe. the next morning he woke poor Watson up at 4am, called himself one of the biggest fools in Europe and said he deserved to be 'kicked from here to Charing Cross', then said that he'd solved the mystery and the answer was in the bathroom. he had solved the mystery.

reading this bit and it's just an explanation of how Lord Peter does all the side quests in life lol

Still waiting for a man who will feed me potatoes and carry me up a volcano and tenderly kiss my forehead when I've just woken up

Newt Scamander is in fact the cutest most wholesome person in the entire Harry potter universe and I will fight anyone who says he isn't that man is a cinnamon roll and I love him to bits

'“How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?” Wylan said with a very passable imitation of Kaz’s glare.'

This is so funny to me. Like imagine if behind Kaz's back the crows have a death glare competition. Just for fun. Jesper cannot manage it in the slightest, Nina is just laughing, Matthias looks slightly ill when he tries and not particularly threatening, Inej is pretty good but Wylan? That boy knocks it out of the park! He's got the Kaz face almost perfect! So they're all staring at him terrified when Wylan himself suddenly looks petrified and they follow him gaze to see none other than Kaz himself, trying to glare at them but he can't hide his smile.

im watching Pride and Prejudice 1995 and even though I KNOW the ending i am still screaming at the TV i have 20mins left of the last episode and im so irrationally scared that Lizzy and Darcy wont get together i am STRESSED

for some reason 'wait for it' from Hamilton gives me such Kaz Brekker vibes. both the bits describing Burr and Hamilton. Like:

Death doesn't discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints

It takes and it takes and it takes

And:

I am the one thing in life I can control

I am inimitable, I am an original

I'm not falling behind or running late

I'm not standing still I am lying in wait

And:

He has something to prove

He has nothing to lose

...pace is relentless he wastes no time

Changes the game

He plays and he raises the stakes

These are just Kaz in a nutshell to me.

Me? Oh, no I'm completely fine. Definitely not spending every waking moment thinking about how Faramir gave Éowyn his mother's cloak and kissed her on the city walls and taught her that she could come out of the dark and find happiness again. Or that Éowyn showed Faramir that he was truly worth something very valuable when his father had always acted as though he were worthless and the person who loved him unconditionally, his brother, was dead. Nope. Not thinking about that. At all.