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I’ve binge-watched The Owl House, and I absolutely love it, it’s cute, funny, got soul, original, there’s magic and demons and monsters, it’s great. However, I have a beef to settle. I know the latest episode is a lot, Amity.exe stopped working and Luz is Goku levels of oblivious. Amity’s crush being as subtle as a drunk truck driver is so important for LGBTQ+ rep, and it’s worth talking about as long as possible. Also people are simping on Bosha for some reason?

I know this is all worth taking most of the conversation. However, I cannot believe

I repeat

I

CANNOT

BELIEVE

That this kid’s face

… Is not a meme yet !

C’MON TUMBLR!

I expect BETTER from you!

There’s SO MUCH POTENTIAL!

Here, I’ll give you a few examples. Wanna talk about Luz’s obliviousness?

Here we go! Too classic? Too “old school”? Let’s spice things up a bit shall we?

Wanna talk about something other than the show? I gotchu fam!

Too basic again? I know, depression and anxiety memes are where it’s at! (TW: existential crisis)

And finally, guys, gals, and non-binary pals, let us not forget the classic lens flare

Come on, folks, help me out here, I’m not gonna do your job for you! Make me proud! This needs to become a meme!!!!!

K, BYE!

(Said in that guy’s voice that did all the commercials in the late 90s and early 00s)

From the makers of 2020 comes the long awaited sequel, 2021.

You thought 2020 was chaotic? Well be prepared to be blown away. 2021 has more riots, protests, and government reform than every year before. And now with blu-ray you can have access to extra scenes such as The Second American Civil War and The Downfall of Capitalism.

2021, in theaters January 1st.

Okay, just watched the live action Mulan and... I was incredibly attracted to the hawk woman... does this... does this make me a furry?

Wait. Wait wait wait wait... y’all I just realized Julia’s meeting with Carmen for the first time on the train is wackkkk.

Carmen asks if the chair is taken and Jules says “yes but you can stay til my PARTNER arrives.”

And Carmen is like, “partner??” You know how gay couples sometimes choose to say so they don’t necessarily reveal they are gay in front of everyone.

Anyways, the Carmen is like, hmmm and looks around to... maybe see if she really is gay or something and realizes she meant Devineux.

Then Jules CLARIFIES “TRAVEL partner” to like, signal she’s single???? And then they proceed to flirt????

I’m shook?? Anyways, I might be reading into it too much but oh well.

Did I just see a gif set of April and Sterling two days ago? Yes. Did I binge all of season one in two days because of it? Also yes.

Y’all want to see something wild?

7+8=15 2+4+1=7 ...75

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

jacob blake was shot seven times in the back by cops in kenosha, wisconsin, on 23 august 2020. he is currently in critical condition and fighting for his life. here are a few links to support him and aid the pursuit of justice:

gofundme for jacob blake and his family

petition to charge the cops who shot jacob blake

milwaukee freedom fund: bail funds for protesters in kenosha

call or email kenosha state officials, compiled by twitter user @ankita_71

split a donation to bail funds across the country

feel free to add updated information or other links!

My lonely ass thought process while working out: If I get lots of muscles now, I will be strong enough to carry my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️

My lonely ass thought process while shopping:

If I buy a lot of enormous hoodies now, I will have plenty to give my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️

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