Why Is Bob Short For Robert

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

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Title: body language (3/5)

Fandom: buffy the vampire slayer (buffy summers/faith lehane)

Note: post-chosen fic following the evolution of buffy and faith’s relationship through a series of romantic encounters. featured in this chapter: massive long distance calling charges, faith’s dramatic gestures, satsu!!!!, buffy figuring out what she wants, and emotionally loaded dirty talk.

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

John Brosio (American, 1967) - Two Earthlings (2003)

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it