An Incel Gamer Who Calls Himself A Nice Guy, Decapitated A 17 Year Old Girl “who Wouldn’t Give Him

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

pairing: park jongseong x fem!reader

summary: y/n hates rich people and park jongseong is no exception. they have been academic rivals since freshman year (which he doesn't like to acknowledge) and always argue about the dumbest of things. but what happens when y/n's brother jungwon joins the dance team led by jay and their friend groups begin to mingle?

genre: social media au, rivals to lovers or something like that

includes: lots of harry potter references lol, fluff, some angst, inappropriate jokes here and there, cursing, crack

featuring: enhypen, weeekly's monday, aespa's ningning, itzy's chaeryeong and some other idols

status: ongoing

start: january 9th 2022

update schedule: monday-friday at 5 a.m. KST (!!!)

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a/n: my first smau so i don't know how good it will be but i'm trying my best 🤡

PROFILES 1 | PROFILES 2

CHAPTER 1 | omg y/n furry era

CHAPTER 2 | you read faerie p*rn? me too!

CHAPTER 3 | it's fun to watch the world burn

CHAPTER 4 | not in front of my salad

CHAPTER 5 | who allowed you to die? you still owe me $2

CHAPTER 6 | his kneecaps are junggone?

CHAPTER 7 | seasoned with a little bit of hypocrisy and misogyny

CHAPTER 8 | shhh they don't know that i know this hack... PLS I'M GONNA KMS!!!

CHAPTER 9 | it's about drive, it's about power

CHAPTER 10 | why is she glitching?

CHAPTER 11 | *cardi b voice* that's suspicious

CHAPTER 12 | is that a furry i spot?

CHAPTER 13 | i can attest to that, i was the happy meal

CHAPTER 14 | his joobs are bigger than mine

CHAPTER 15 | oh, and jungwon is there too but that is besides the point (written)

CHAPTER 16 | microwave murderer mamacita

CHAPTER 17 | i became a professional shin poker

CHAPTER 18 | i can't believe i got gayer

CHAPTER 19 | man i love me some good corn

CHAPTER 20 | jaywon are unchaperoned

CHAPTER 21 | y/n ❌ yoomin ✅

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for the love of god dont eat rangoli colors they are just dyed sand and rocks

I know it's sand but I want to eat it

Villains can't use Apple products

Part three, everybody!

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It is my birthday today

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

Chat Blanc AU

You know that part where Nathalie just marches into the Dupain Cheng Boulangerie Patisserie with that smug little smirk on her face and literally supports our favourite father of the year as he threatens (I repeat, threatens) our fourteen year old protagonist?

I know you do. You probably reeled in aghast when Marinette looked on desperately as Gabriel told her to break up with his son. You probably roared in indignation when Tom told Nathalie to leave now and never come back. And if you’re anything like me, you probably wondered why her parents didn’t step in like mine probably would have, because if someone threatened me in front of my fam, there would have been fireworks whether I liked it or not.

It’s been 2 weeks since Chat Blanc and that’s still the part that’s pissing me off the most.

And you all know what that means *cracks knuckles*

[Parts 1 - 7 are posted HERE]

[Parts 8 - 12 are posted HERE]

[Parts 13 - 16 are posted HERE]

[Parts 17 - 19 are posted HERE]

Took me a minute to realize what it was...I feel stupid 🙃

I finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?