Yall Look At This Shit Ad*be Is Tryna Pull Now On Ppl Who Have Outdated Software:

Meanwhile, the pillow case: I'm the best matchmaker uwu

This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

for the love of god dont eat rangoli colors they are just dyed sand and rocks

I know it's sand but I want to eat it

Wow ok

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Undoing Fate

neglected to regressor batsis! reader x platonic batfam

what if after 20 years of neglect from your family full of vigilantes, you face an unfortunate death, only to find yourself regressed back to when you were 16?

⤷ lots of emotional neglect, reader was batgirl, reader was a tryhard and an overachiever, reader had no social life in her first life, mentions of drugs, mentions of human trafficking, mentions of death, regression themes, toxic and unhealthy relationships, dysfunctional family, toxic mentalities, reader and everyone else needs therapy…, canon divergence, major character death(s) | tba | based on this

⤷ info! (background) 1 | 2 | read this first to understand the plot and each batfam better :)

⤷ art!!! 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

⤷ if you’re bored m.list—under reconstruction

00 | And she cried over nothing

01 | Sixteen again

02 | A quitter? | ?

03 | Everything is awesome…

04 | Until it’s not | .

05 | Untouched memories

06 | Another suffocating day | .

07 | 1–Paranoia at its finest

| 2–To care or not to care

| 3–Sneaky link?

08 | Tricks and Riddles (TBC)

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Batfams Regrets - Chapter Four

Masterlist

Meanwhile, approximately 3,642 miles away, one very exasperated Bruce Wayne was having a conversation with one very jubilant Dick Grayson.

"Dick… could you please tell me what made you think choosing a class from Paris that you know nothing about was a good idea? We have a process regarding the whole thing. Something you didn't inquire about. There's a reason for these things."

Throughout his speech, Dick was looking more and more sheepish, thinking back on why he had chosen that particular class.

"Look Bruce, I'm sorry. I can take care of everything I skipped over but the Parisian class I chose really needs to be on this trip."

It wasn't a complete lie, but the reasons behind the why only concerned Dick and his entertainment. His interference was caused by nothing reasonable at all, but, thankfully, Bruce didn't ask.

"You've already given them the okay, the most you can do at this point is arrange everything with the teacher, as well as doing a standard background check. Since we already have the schedule and agenda set up, we only need the guides, but since you so graciously chose that class, it can be you."

Dick knew better than to argue, wisely keeping his mouth shut.

°

Alright. Only a few more to go.

Adrien Agreste

Model.

Son of Gabriel Agreste and Emily Agreste neé Graham De Vanily.

Active supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes,

Seems like a natural sunshine.

Coming on trip.

Chloé Bourgeois

Former class representative.

Critic.

Daughter of André and Audrey Bourgeois.

Taken self defense as well as martial arts classes.

Seems like an overall brat.

Not coming on trip.

Ivan Bruel

Drummer.

Taken self defense classes.

Brooding type.

Coming on trip.

Alya Césaire

Journalist.

Daughter of Marlena Césaire

Taken free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Can be very exuberant

Not coming on trip.

Juleka Couffaine

Guitarist.

Daughter of Anarka Couffaine.

Taken self defense classes.

Wallflower.

Coming on trip.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Clothes Designer.

Honorary niece of Jagged Stone.

Publicly against the use animal skins and furs in clothing.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Creative.

Coming on trip.

Mylène Haprèle

Actress.

Daughter of

Environmental Activist.

Taken self defense classes.

Circumspect.

Not coming on trip.

Max Kanté

Genius and technology mastermind.

Son of Claudie Kanté

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Analytic.

Coming on trip.

Alix Kubdel

Skater (preference towards rollerblades)

Daughter of

Frequent competitor in various speed races, knowledge in ancient history (specialized in ancient Egypt).

Taken free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Competitive.

Coming on trip.

Nathaniel Kurtzberg

Artist.

Son of

Cocreator of the comics XXX, and an active volunteer in charities dedicated to kids with social anxiety.

Taken self defense classes.

Observant.

Coming on trip.

Nino Lahiffe

DJ.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Voice of reason.

Not coming on trip.

Rose Lavillant

Singer.

Friends with Prince Ali of Achu.

Supporter of multiple children charities.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Optimist.

Coming on trip.

Lê Chiến Kim

Multi sports athlete (competes principally in swimming tournaments)

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, self defense classes, and practices multiple sports.

Impulsive and empathetic can be tunel focused but has an elevated EQ.

Hot headed.

Coming on trip.

Sabrina Raincomprix

Detective in training.

Daughter of Roger Raincomprix

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Respectful.

Coming on trip.

°

Dick was suddenly very, very glad that he had completed a background check, as it seemed that there were more than a few high profiled people in the mix, so they would need some protection, and if he was also playing matchmaker, then no one would have to know.

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reflagging this because its so freaking cute and adorable

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Another AO3 Fic Rec

Lila Salt

Unexpected Help - General / Complete - Marinette reflects on the past few months since Lila came to her school and threatened her. She didn’t actually expect her to make good on her threats. As she lost all her old friends to Lila, she made a new one she never expected, who vows to bring down Lila Rossi once and for all.

Adrien and Marinette - Frickin Couples Goals  - General / Complete - 

A dash of crack 1 teaspoon of class salt one grain of background character development 1 cup of Lila salt ½ a backbone for Caline bustier A hint of Gabriel redemption A pinch of Chloe redemption 16 ounces of Adrien declaring his love for Marinette Bake it for 15 minuter at 360 degrees Remove and let cool Ice it with A BuzzFeed - “10 times Adrien and Marinette were couples goals” Et voila! A quality, fluffy (little bit bitter) Adrinette fic.

Basically Lila pulls some shit, it backfires cuz she’s dumb, and lots of adrinette cuteness.

Best Friends - Teen / Complete -  Dating your best friend is the best thing, especially when they defend you.

Her Boyfriend, My Girlfriend  - General / Complete - Marinette’s class is insistent on her turning up to a date with Adrien that Alya prepared.What they don’t know is that she already has a date, with a boyfriend that none of them would expect.

Jagged Stone - General / Complete -  Different Lila Rossi exposes. From various celebs to some of her own classmates…

Grudges Can Last A Life Time - General / Incomplete -  Three Kwami hold grudges from their one of their chosens death. What will happen when they realize the current Miraculous wielders have been reincarnated each time and were always their chosen?

Chloé Bourgeois: HBIC - Teen / Complete - Now, Chloé Bourgeois may be a “Queen Bitch”, but these students were her subjects. And Lila was on her turf, dammit.

Remember, the Hive protects the Queen - General / Complete -  The class has no idea that you don’t mess with the Queen if you don’t want to be stung by the hive.

Success is Sweet - Teen / Complete -  Lila may still be out for Marinette’s guts. But Marinette has a plan, friends to help her, and a good lawyer.

CONSEQUENCES - Not Rated / Incomplete -  Where Lila suffers for the crimes she commits. Some she’s done on the show, others will be scenarios of my own invention.

Fashion Upgrade - Teen / Complete - After the events of Ladybug, Lila goes to Bustier and Damocles with a sob story about how she’s afraid Marinette will retaliate against her. Bustier and Damocles decide to move Francois Dupont’s “Everyday Ladybug” to a new class where she won’t be a discipline problem any more.The lucky teacher? Mendeleiev.New class, new friends, old schemes and a group project worth twenty percent of their yearly grade.

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