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I used to think Delaware was a steel production company but this post changed my views

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Can't not reblog

DAAaHRLINg,

Took me a minute to realize what it was...I feel stupid 🙃

I finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

😬 actual satan, what's up 😈 🦚 i will maul your dad ✅

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Core Four Appreciation Day 1 - Pranks

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Rated: T  Word count: 1.1k

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The school bus was full of lively chatter as it neared the city centre, and Marinette smiled to herself when she saw some of her classmates crowding by the windows, eager to get a glimpse of their destination once it was within eyeshot.

“How much longer do you think we have left?” She asked Alya as she turned back round in her seat.

“Hmm, just a couple more minutes,” Alya said, holding her phone up to display a digital map that she must’ve already had open. “You excited? Apparently they teach jazz and contemporary there! I really hope we’ll get to play some of the instruments, or try out a bit of dancing.”

Marinette giggled and placed a hand on her friend’s shoulder. “That sounds awesome, Alya! I’m sure there’ll be lots of fun things to do.”

The decision to have a day trip to the Conservatoire de Paris had been rather sudden, announced randomly by Mr Damocles under the guise that it would help make the class ‘more aware of their options’ for after they left lycée. It was a welcome surprise for pretty much everyone, with exception of Chloé, who never seemed to enjoy any organised school events.

Personally, Marinette was just glad to get a break from regular class work and spend time with her friends - the immense amount of stress she’d under the past few months made it hard to remember what it felt like to truly unwind and forget about her problems, even if it was only for a bit.

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. part one

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pairing : jungwon x fem!reader (ENHYPEN) 

genre : very bittersweet fluff. happy angst. 

warnings : death. grief - ways of dealing with the death of a loved one (just…i’m sorry) sunoo is an angel. 

summary : you and jungwon complete the bucket list your best friend had left behind and hopefully rekindle the friendship you had loved and lost.

status : ongoing

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prologue 

chapter one : say it back 

chapter two : a proposition 

chapter three : way back home 

chapter four : and in his hand 

chapter five : a kind confrontation 

An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)