Cat Loki : “Meow.” 

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

😬 actual satan, what's up 😈 🦚 i will maul your dad ✅

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I used to think Delaware was a steel production company but this post changed my views

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Another AO3 Fic Rec

Lila Salt

Unexpected Help - General / Complete - Marinette reflects on the past few months since Lila came to her school and threatened her. She didn’t actually expect her to make good on her threats. As she lost all her old friends to Lila, she made a new one she never expected, who vows to bring down Lila Rossi once and for all.

Adrien and Marinette - Frickin Couples Goals  - General / Complete - 

A dash of crack 1 teaspoon of class salt one grain of background character development 1 cup of Lila salt ½ a backbone for Caline bustier A hint of Gabriel redemption A pinch of Chloe redemption 16 ounces of Adrien declaring his love for Marinette Bake it for 15 minuter at 360 degrees Remove and let cool Ice it with A BuzzFeed - “10 times Adrien and Marinette were couples goals” Et voila! A quality, fluffy (little bit bitter) Adrinette fic.

Basically Lila pulls some shit, it backfires cuz she’s dumb, and lots of adrinette cuteness.

Best Friends - Teen / Complete -  Dating your best friend is the best thing, especially when they defend you.

Her Boyfriend, My Girlfriend  - General / Complete - Marinette’s class is insistent on her turning up to a date with Adrien that Alya prepared.What they don’t know is that she already has a date, with a boyfriend that none of them would expect.

Jagged Stone - General / Complete -  Different Lila Rossi exposes. From various celebs to some of her own classmates…

Grudges Can Last A Life Time - General / Incomplete -  Three Kwami hold grudges from their one of their chosens death. What will happen when they realize the current Miraculous wielders have been reincarnated each time and were always their chosen?

Chloé Bourgeois: HBIC - Teen / Complete - Now, Chloé Bourgeois may be a “Queen Bitch”, but these students were her subjects. And Lila was on her turf, dammit.

Remember, the Hive protects the Queen - General / Complete -  The class has no idea that you don’t mess with the Queen if you don’t want to be stung by the hive.

Success is Sweet - Teen / Complete -  Lila may still be out for Marinette’s guts. But Marinette has a plan, friends to help her, and a good lawyer.

CONSEQUENCES - Not Rated / Incomplete -  Where Lila suffers for the crimes she commits. Some she’s done on the show, others will be scenarios of my own invention.

Fashion Upgrade - Teen / Complete - After the events of Ladybug, Lila goes to Bustier and Damocles with a sob story about how she’s afraid Marinette will retaliate against her. Bustier and Damocles decide to move Francois Dupont’s “Everyday Ladybug” to a new class where she won’t be a discipline problem any more.The lucky teacher? Mendeleiev.New class, new friends, old schemes and a group project worth twenty percent of their yearly grade.

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Took me a minute to realize what it was...I feel stupid 🙃

I finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

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synopsis: as a trainee and soon-to-debut-idol, you weren’t allowed to date. but crushing on your labelmate was inevitable. not being able to act on your feelings, you keep a diary where you pour your heart out about your crush and what you wish you could do about it. what happens when a senior finds your diary and it leads to people thinking you and your crush are dating?

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Do you have any group chat or social media fics

So I don't read a ton of group chat fics since it tends not to be my type of humour (I'm old lol) so I was surprised at how many fics I had for this rec list. But you expanded it to social media and I’ve expanded it to include emails and texts, and there’s some really awesome fics that you hopefully enjoy as much as I did!

Ping by meeble

Chat Noir wants to follow Marinette on Instagram.

What could go wrong?

[Slightly crack-ish, but mostly just funny social media shenanigans.]

Multi-chapter. Group chat/instagram fic. This fic is so freaking funny, omg I cracked up over and over again. You can tell the author was just having a blast with it, and I had a blast reading it too!

A Miraculous Reveal: Instagram by @kasienda

Upon viewing a certain Instagram Post involving a random floating sock, Marinette puts two and two together and gets four. She then resolves to go yell at Adrien as Ladybug for being careless with his identity.

One-shot within a series. (The other reveals are absolutely worth reading as well!!) Instagram fic. No one else is involved (well, I guess their kwamis), and this is shockingly not crack given the concept. The characterizations are amazing, especially with Marinette's crush being overpowered by her Ladybug sense of responsibility, and Adrien's need for love/validation contrasted with his Chat cheekiness.

the challenge which must not be named by @isadorator

Adrien decides to follow the latest TikTok trend since he is basic af and basically in love.

One-shot. TikTok fic. Adrien participates in the "walk in naked challenge" on Marinette (established relationship) because of course he does lol. This is only rated T, it's just funny and cute and it put a smile on my face.

tell me something i don’t know by @carpisuns​

Do you think it still means something? To love someone, even if the universe said you had to?

The odds of having a soulmate are about negative one billion (or something like that). But somehow, like they always have, Marinette and Chat Noir find themselves together. They’re ready to finally tell each other everything, but it turns out that even soulmates have to keep secrets, and they can only be together if they vow never to touch.

Multichapter. I'm hesitant to call it a messaging fic because it's so much more than that, but there are entire chapters that are devoted to messaging exchanges (between Marinette and Chat, and Ladybug and Chat, and Marinette and Adrien) and they're amaaaazinggggg. (Seriously some made me laugh, some made me cry, they're all fantastic.)

Motherfucking Superheroes by walkingonthestars

Alya Cesaire created the chat Miraculous Holders.

Alya Cesaire added Nino Lahiffe, Max Kante, Lê Chiên Kim, Luka Couffaine, and Kagami Tsurugi to the chat.

Alya: soooo, not sure how you guys are feeling about today's events, but I feel like we should talk about it

In which the exposed heroes have a group chat.

Takes place a few hours after the events of Miracle Queen. Rated Teen for language.

One-shot. If you’ve been searching for group chat fics, you’ve probably read this one already, but it’s super funny! And, shockingly, it has an actual plot, even though the entire fic is told through the chat. If by some chance you haven’t read it yet, you definitely should!

The following fic is amazing and absolutely worth reading, but does feature sexual content, so minors beware.

one night of moonlight by calloffyourethics

i'll always think of you inside of my private thoughts i can imagine you touching my private parts

2:13 ok im texting you now like i promised instead of drunktexting adrien and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. arent you proud of me? 2:19 this is Adrien, hi.

Marinette's brain-to-mouth filter isn't great on the best of days. Add some beer and some misplaced texts, and things get a little more... interesting.

One-shot. Texting fic. Rated M. Maybe this isn't QUITE what you had in mind, but asdfghjkl this is one of my favourite fics of all time and I had to include it! This is so steamy and yet the UST burnnnnsssss and the mutual pining and I love it so much!!