I'm sad but I understand <3
pls ask ladybug if she would be my gf
she's so awesome (chat noir is too)
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đ–ą cw: suggestive, edgy, mdni
part one | two | three ‹soon›
Unfortunately for you, your big brother's friend sukuna can be surprisingly light on his feet for someone so large. It seems that startling the living hell out of you is his new favorite pasttime. And he's around all the time now. He shows up unannounced and lets himself in. When you ask Toji why he has a key, he just laughs and says, "He doesn't. He wants in. He gets in."
Okay? That's cryptic and annoying, but you'd rather feign indifference than ask questions. Why overcomplicate things?
Mostly, he just sneaks up behind you and shouts, "Hey, brat!" In his stupid, booming voice as he claps all four of his large hands down on your shoulders. You count it as a victory when you detect his smokey scent first and actually manage not to jump out of your skin. Although you still break out in goosebumps at his touch, he doesn't seem to notice, judging by the satisfying look of dissappointment on his face. Your satisfaction is short-lived, however.
The sound of the two men crashing through the front door in the wee hours of the next morning startles you awake. You flick the bedside lamp on just in time to see sukuna crash through your bedroom door. Of course, you scream and clutch the pink duvet to your bare chest. "Oops," he says, with a shit-eating grin. "Wrong room." Toji drags him out with some half-assed muttered apology about drinking too much. You're not so sure that's a pertinent excuse. The smug look he shoots you before the door slams shut seems pretty much par for the course, at this point.
Sadly, that was not the end of early morning encounters with the monster. Now he has you caged in against the counter, nearly breaking your back in an effort to lean away from him. Evidently, he had seen fit to creep up behind you and you between the kitchen counter and his mountain range of a body. And you wee only trying to steam milk for your latte. What the fuck is his problem, anyway? Can't a girl make her morning coffee in peace? Your protests remain lodged in your throat, however, along with your racing heart.
He's so large and so close you have no choice but to look at him, which, to your horror, still renders you temporarily speechless. Being so close to him reminds you a little of the first time you ever saw a tiger at the zoo. The animal was so unlike anything you had ever seen before, so deadly and beautiful, that you could hardly believe it was real. Could hardly believe that it was roaring and pacing close enough that you could reach out and sink your fingers into its thick coat if not for the bars. The bars kept you safe, then. What is keeping you safe, now?
It is unsettling, the way his upper set of eyes remain locked on yours while the lower set look down at the hand scalded by your spilt coffee. "What's the matter brat? Hurt yourself?" He mocks as you clutch the injured hand to your chest. You hardly notice that one of his hands has left the counter, but somehow you don't flinch when he lifts it to your cheek to tuck a lock of hair behind your ear. "Did I scare you?"
The gentle gesture alongside his mocking words is so disconcerting that you remain a quivering-lipped mute as seconds crawl by at a snails pace. You wonder if the action was subconscious on his part. Seems the only viable explanation.
You don't find your voice again until Toji's breaks whatever hypnosis the monster has you under. "Let's go," he says, and, just like that, Sukuna pulls away and you are finally able to pull air into your lungs again. "Gonna be gone for a couple of days-" Toji begins, addressing you.
"Please tell me you're taking it with you," you interject, stabbing an index finger in Sukuna's direction.
"Yeah," he says. And sukuna gives you one last smug, spider-eyed glare before he disappears through the door.
You're so relieved that it doesn't occur to you how quickly a couple of days can pass. Or that, when they do, your brother might not be the first to return. Relieved, not only to be free of Sukuna's bullying for a time, but also because what you feel is not truly fear. It's more like awe, if you really had to put a name to it. But you make a point not to think about it too much, or at all if you can help it.
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synopsis: as a trainee and soon-to-debut-idol, you weren’t allowed to date. but crushing on your labelmate was inevitable. not being able to act on your feelings, you keep a diary where you pour your heart out about your crush and what you wish you could do about it. what happens when a senior finds your diary and it leads to people thinking you and your crush are dating?
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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION
pairing: park jongseong x fem!reader
summary: y/n hates rich people and park jongseong is no exception. they have been academic rivals since freshman year (which he doesn't like to acknowledge) and always argue about the dumbest of things. but what happens when y/n's brother jungwon joins the dance team led by jay and their friend groups begin to mingle?
genre: social media au, rivals to lovers or something like that
includes: lots of harry potter references lol, fluff, some angst, inappropriate jokes here and there, cursing, crack
featuring: enhypen, weeekly's monday, aespa's ningning, itzy's chaeryeong and some other idols
status: ongoing
start: january 9th 2022
update schedule: monday-friday at 5 a.m. KST (!!!)
tagging: let me know if you want to be tagged in this fic!
a/n: my first smau so i don't know how good it will be but i'm trying my best 🤡
PROFILES 1 | PROFILES 2
CHAPTER 1 | omg y/n furry era
CHAPTER 2 | you read faerie p*rn? me too!
CHAPTER 3 | it's fun to watch the world burn
CHAPTER 4 | not in front of my salad
CHAPTER 5 | who allowed you to die? you still owe me $2
CHAPTER 6 | his kneecaps are junggone?
CHAPTER 7 | seasoned with a little bit of hypocrisy and misogyny
CHAPTER 8 | shhh they don't know that i know this hack... PLS I'M GONNA KMS!!!
CHAPTER 9 | it's about drive, it's about power
CHAPTER 10 | why is she glitching?
CHAPTER 11 | *cardi b voice* that's suspicious
CHAPTER 12 | is that a furry i spot?
CHAPTER 13 | i can attest to that, i was the happy meal
CHAPTER 14 | his joobs are bigger than mine
CHAPTER 15 | oh, and jungwon is there too but that is besides the point (written)
CHAPTER 16 | microwave murderer mamacita
CHAPTER 17 | i became a professional shin poker
CHAPTER 18 | i can't believe i got gayer
CHAPTER 19 | man i love me some good corn
CHAPTER 20 | jaywon are unchaperoned
CHAPTER 21 | y/n ❌ yoomin ✅
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buzzcut szn , sukuna ryomen (fluff)
alternative!sukuna brainrot (fluff)
how does it feel , sukuna ryomen (angst)
. part one
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