everyone is entitled to their own little regency au that lives in their heart and in mine jon gets yeeted back into the 18teens but jonah also inexplicably has all his memories from the next 200 years (i had a wonderful dream!) and is so sure this time he can get the apocalypse done in 50 years max (efficiencymaxing) if he can just sweet talk his archivist (who came back to him đ„°) into being cool about it (because you can only really pull off the 'trick' route once) meanwhile jon is running around edinburgh trying to looney tunes drop a piano on him. ideally this also involves at least two full chapters of both of them mutually pretending to have amnesia in an attempt to get the drop on each other
was going to make a joke about how jon in theory is a leftist and objectively believes in "power to the people" and all that but fundamentally he simply finds people at large to be dumb and annoying and every time someone disagrees with his opinion in a way that ticks him off he briefly becomes 100% supportive of complete authoritarianism, ideally with himself as the dictator of the known universe, and then I remembered that wouldn't actually be a joke because he did canonically do exactly that.
The Eye Opens
the secret sauce of jonah magnus is refusing to become a victim in a world where that is fundamentally impossible so you damn your whole species to the slaughterhouse for the privilege of being its administrator hope this helps <3
everyone's listening to the magnus protocol and i'm still obsessed with whatever these fuckers had going on
if ending the world was a crime you could be arrested for
[ID: A Magnus Archives meme redraw of Jon and Elias as Barbie and Ken getting their mugshots taken. Jon looks horrified as he holds up his name card, while Elias is posing with a smirk. End ID]
Thank you @/princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!!
Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus is trans send post
Cleaned this old piece after re-listening to tma :)
my work for ukrainian dragon age artzine (@/lunavisua on twitter)
i love merrill character very much and was very glad to draw her!
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