Really Need To Blame @ryannorth For All My Parenting Successes. My Six-year-old Grabbed To Be Or Not

if you need a pat on the head right now I got u covered

*pat pat*

people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

Arthur facing the KIY vs Arthur facing the Dark Young:

Nothing made me laugh harder than Batman visibly about to lose his shit because he didn’t figure out the last riddle and the fucking Riddler just starts randomly singing “AVE MARIAAAAAAAAA” on the top of his lungs

I spawned 300 crabs and then was honour obligated to make them all love me

I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.

half yes.

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.