Are You Also Being Vigilant About Propaganda Made By People Who Agree With You?

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

YAY finally finished the jarthurs !!!! post 1/2 !!! also I severely fucked up two in the other batch so idk if I want to redo them or try something else but whatever aha :’))

Jarthurs in order!!: @teafromthemicrowave @colebirb @mikonez and @beentobeetle !!!!!!! YIPPE

Nothing made me laugh harder than Batman visibly about to lose his shit because he didn’t figure out the last riddle and the fucking Riddler just starts randomly singing “AVE MARIAAAAAAAAA” on the top of his lungs

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

Really need to blame @ryannorth for all my parenting successes. My six-year-old grabbed To Be or Not to Be off my bookshelf at random. She likes to show me all the murders. She asks me if things in daily life are "super rad." She wants a sword for Christmas so she can drop her old one and say "it sucks now." She made me do math in the car to find an alternate timeline. I have explained words like "debris" and "badass" to her. Yesterday we spent an hour fighting pirates together in choose-your -own-adventure format.

It's been two months since this started. Don't send help. It's awesome. Like totally awesome. Though the book is getting worn out.

if you need a pat on the head right now I got u covered

*pat pat*

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